Red Roses for a Gray Lady

CHAPTER 1 - Meet Red Chua Monteverde

CHAPTER 1 - Meet Red Chua Monteverde

Yow, guys and gals! I would like to share my experiences and daydreams to all of you, dear pretty readers! This story was invented by my artful mind, my cousin's fanciful ideas, my friend's imaginative brain and my classmate's fabulous intellect. But some scenes really happened to us.

Warning:
This contains scenes with "medyo GREEN" (you know what I mean) and of course "medyo BAD WORDS." It is prohibited to those people who are Masyadong Seryoso sa Life. Kasi po, ang inyong mababasa dito ay pawang mga kalokohan at kalokahan. Be aware that ALL CHAPTERS are UNEDITED so EXPECT ERRORS like WRONG GRAMMAR, SPELLING, etc. So if you are too maarte, and you, guys don't like that, bahala kayo. I warned you already. Nyahaha.

Please bear with me if I made imperfections in writing this story. It would be a huge help if you comment my mistake, suggest what's on your mind, and of course, if you guys can advertise RRFAGL as much as possible.

Short ThrowBack

Red's POV

"Ano yan, Daddy?"curious na tanong ng pangit kong asawa sa aking "pag-aari".

"Labas ka muna, baby." Malambing na sabi ni Dr. Ofqueria, her dad.

I call him Daddy too, for he's the father of my wife.

"Titingnan ko lang. Magiging nurse mo ako someday, Daddy, 'di ba?" gustong- gusto ko ng sipain ang pangit na 'to.

Ang sabi pa naman ng mga kalaro ko, nangangamatis daw ang tinuli kapag nakita ng kahit sinong babae. <(_ _)> Pero pinipigilan ko lang ang sarili kong sipain to, babae pa rin sya.

Tinurukan ni Daddy ang aking "pag-aari". Nakakunot ang noo nya habang seryosong-seryoso nakatingin sa "pag-aari" ko.

"Ano yan, Daddy?" tanong ulit ni Gray.

"Pampamanhid para hindi sya masaktan." Paliwanag ni Dad.

"Ginaganyan din ba ang girls?"

hay, t*nga. Nasan ba ang utak nito?

"Hindi tinutuli ang girls kasi wala kayong penis." Malumanay kong paliwanag kahit hirap na hirap na ang kalooban ko. Konting-konti nalang malalaglag na ang luha ko eh. Pinipigilan ko lang maiyak kasi lalaki ako. Macho. Lalaking lalaki.

Dinutdot nito ang "pag-aari" ko. "Eh, ano 'to, Daddy?" The stupid girl poked my balls!

Sinamantala naman iyon ni Dad para maglecture sa anak nito about sa male anatomy. "That's the scrotum."

"S-C-R-O-T-U-M! scrotum!" in-spell pa! naluluha na ako sa kahihiyan.

Sana turukan din ako ng anesthesia sa ulo para mawalan ako ng malay.

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER.

Red's POV

"GRAY!" tawag ko sa kanya. "Gray! Nasan ka ba?" Nasan na kaya yun? Nakakainis na. Kanina ko pa hinahanap. Sa akin kasi sya pinabantayan ni Mommy, her Mom.

I am Red Chua Monteverde, I am nine years old. While Gray Ofqueria-Monteverde is seven. Yes. We are married already. That's our family's tradition. I am 25% Chinese, so don't ask me why. We got married a couple of months ago. They say our wedding is legal. But duh? Is there such a wedding thing between seven and nine years old kids? Well, I don't really care.