Calling Dr.Smiles

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→ "The wizarding world of leave me the hell alone."

I had this six sense that he was here. I mean, I forgot about the whole Barbra's son thing. But then it hit me, what cruel thing could the world give me now? I already came down with a non-cureable sickness. Now I had the doctor, who wasn't really a doctor, who wanted to heal me with vita-gummies. Yeah.

After I introduced myself, I went back upstairs and ran to my room.

I wasn't going to be caught dead in a room with my mother and that Dr.smiles. No. So, I pulled out my phone and texted Nissi for fifteen minutes. It was five in that afternoon, so she wasn't in class. But then I told her what was going on and she said she had to go to class. Lie!

She just wanted me to go downstairs and bond with my family.

I didn't wanna. I don't wanna.

A huge burst came from Kurt's room, and I was going to investigate. If I was going downstairs I was bringing down my favorite brother with me. I left my room quickly and rushed over to his room. His door was wide open, and there he was jumping off of his bed, because he had broken a spring.

He looked at me, guilty and like a little sad boy who had gotten nothing for Christmas. 

"Come on, don't say anything, follow my lead. And you owe me!" I whispered over to him and take his hand and slowly make our way back downstairs. 

Kurt was silent the whole way down and still had the same look on his face. Poor baby. Lord only knows what he was doing, but he looked so scared of the outcome. I'll come up with something, and make sure he's not in trouble.

When we arrived in the kitchen, it was Mom, Dr.smiles and Iris. Rosalie and Barbra must be talking or something. Oh well, less people to convince, and less people to poke holes into my story.

"Mom, me and Kurt were playing and I was jumping on the bed and I think I broke it." She stopped in her tracks, which was grating cheese, and looked at me sourly. "Sorry."

"How did you break his bed?" She asks, in that tone that she uses when she's really mad but has guests over and she can't really show that she's mad, but boy she is. She wasn't gonna goo hulk on me was she? We had guests!

"We were playing the floor is lava and-" I hear Dr.smiles stifle a laugh and Iris just completely walks away from the conversation. "I made it from a book on the floor to the bed. Sorry."

"Well, where is he going to sleep now?" She questions and it was like she thought I was five.

"He can sleep with me, I won't kick him over or anything. It's fine. Right?" I look at him and he nods feverishly, oh boy he was in for it tonight. I'm gonna snore like I never snored before.

I turned Kurt around and led him out of the room. At least he wasn't in trouble. He still lived under her roof, she would have probably grounded him or something. She can't ground me! Right?

"The floor is Lava? You didn't break his bed did you?" I heard that familiar voice ask me, and me and Kurt turn around in disbelief. He already knew the truth, and he didn't even live here!

"Hey! This is my house! I will send you to sleep with the fishes, I know people!" Kurt threatens him, half his height and with a bowl cut. This kid was the devil in disguise, I knew it.

"Kurt, who do you know that's in the killing business? Who?" I ask him, I was more concerned that he knew people that could kill people than that he wanted to kill of Dr.smiles.

"Janet Morrse. Her dad has a silencer, I saw it once." He lets out, and with that he rushed up the stairs back to do whatever it was that broke his bed in the first place.

"So, did you take my vitamins? Or let the sickness run it's course?" He asks me, and it was at this instant I knew, during my two months here, he was going to be on my tail. I know it, look at how my mother invited him over. For what?

"Alright, listen here Dr.smiles, I don't wanna see your doctor tush around here passing out vitamins instead of actual medicine. And I hope your not staying for breakfast, it'll make it four times harder for me." I quickly admitted and sashayed away from him.

My mother was probably on the road to making me go out with him. Why was he here, and why was she talking about our ages yesterday? She was setting me up like I was on the bachelor. I mean, he wasn't that bad to look at, but he's to smiley. And he gave me vitamins instead of actual medicine. And he found out I was lying about Kurt's bed. He's too quick.

He could lie check me! All my lies could be fact checked and I could lose all my leverage! Oh no, he's got to go. He's gotta go.

I sat at the table, next to Iris who was pouring herself a glass of wine! I'll let her have it, it's not like one glass is gonna kill you. But why can't I have it?

Before she placed her fingers around the glass to take a sip, I grabbed it form her and chugged the whole thing. It was like that time at the party, when I chugged all that beer. Except this kinda sucked. Wine sucks.

When I looked over, Iris had her mouth wide open and was supersedes that I chugged the whole thing, or that I took it from her? And there was Dr.smiles. He was in the doorway watching everything. And guess what he had on his face, no doubt it was smile.

"Iris, you can't drink your like five. Stop. And it's like ten in the morning."