Calling Dr.Smiles

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→ "Remind me how we're related again? I'm finding it hard to be near you."

Kurt was kicking me in his sleep again, it was ten in the morning and the boy was K.O. He was probably coming down form his sugar high. I know I didn't buy him that much candy, maybe he has his own bigger stash somewhere.

"Anna!" I hear a whisper from the bottom of the bed call out for me. Oh no, horror movie moment or what? 

"Hello?" I answered back in my normal voice, Kurt was so gone he wasn't gonna hear me.

"Come here!" It whispers back again, and I lift myself up on my elbows to get a good look at the masked murderer.

It's Iris. And it's funny because she has a face mask on, and I just called her a masked murder. I'm funny, man.

"What do you want?" I ask her, whispering this time. There was no point and Kurt thinking I was talking to myself because he couldn't hear Iris and her scheming.

"I wanted to do something fun today, with you and Rosalie. Not Kurt, he's already got a record." She explained to me and gestured her fingers around the word 'record'. What did Kurt do?

"What did he do to get a record?" I asked her gently, maybe he did have a record. And he was listening in on this conversation. Although, I doubt it because Kurt was like a five year old.

"He- that's not important. So, are you gonna get ready so we can go have fun? Cause we got get moving." She all of a sudden says in her normal inside voice, which was booming by the way. Kurt moves in the bed at the sudden noise.

"Okay. But I still wanna know what he did." I answer back to her and she heads out of my room, and I lift the sheets off me and make my way to the door.

As my feet get there, I hear Kurt mumble something. "Don't ask about things you don't need to know."

I basically run out of my room at that point. My baby brother might just be the devil in disguise- well, already know this because he's threatening me to go out with Dr.smiles. But a record? What did he do steal candy form a baby?

Probably.

I quit my thinking and stride to the bathroom. I had to scrub a dub dub and get a move on with the way Iris was talking. I had to rush, and in twenty minutes I was running down the stairs with wet hair, jeans and a short sleeve.

I ran to the kitchen where I though she was and then boom.

Rosalie and Iris were there chowing down on some waffles and some orange juice. And Pacer was looking though our fridge. Why was he always here? Why?

"Is he coming with us? He's gonna be a doctor, we can't do anything illegal with him." I pointed over to him, and of course to this he laughed.

"We need him for what we're gonna do. Which you will all find out about later, so lighten up." She says passively to all of us and just takes another bite out of her waffle.

"Something Illegal? Iris, am I going to be breaking the law?" He asks and he closes the fridge for to look at her seriously. He never broke a law before?

"No, just hush up and eat a waffle, Dr.smiles." She disclosed and she then brought down the waffle in her mouth with some orange juice.

"I just got ready in twenty minutes! I- My hair! And you are all just sitting around doi- " I cut myself short when they all give me a confused look. They made me skip conditioning my hair! I stomped over to Pacer, and snatched the waffle out of his hands. "Give me that!"

I took a big bite out of it and marched back upstairs.

All the way to the bathroom where I could blow-dry my hair and maybe pick a decent outfit. As I was drying the back of my hair, I saw Kurt's small pale feet at the door.

"You trying to look goo for your date? I can help." I heard his tiny voice though the dryer, and I instantly became pissed. Was he going to pull something while he was here?

"Kurt there is no date. And if you do something I will slam you into a chair, like WWE style." I barked at him and saw his little feet scurry away from me.

Good.

Later on, when my hair was fully dry and I had the opportunity to change my shirt, which Kurt complimented by the way, Iris said she was finally ready to go and have fun. Now I don't really know what the word means, it's probably not good.

And all that talk about illegal and law breaking was probably a warning of it's own. 

Anywho, Iris dragged all of us to the nearest target. And needless to say we spent about fifty dollars on stuff we didn't need. And it was getting late, by the time we finished it was around three. 

But then she said the most annoying teenage thing she ever could have said in her entire life-span. She said 'I wanna do the overnight challenge'. Now this was a challenge the consisted of breaking multiple laws if I'm correct? It was trespassing and maybe breaking and entering?

Listen it was a lot.

But, needless to say we did it. Closing time came sooner than later, and by then we had found a place we could hide in, and pacer made a fort of toilet tissue and grabbed pillows and blankets. And we made it though the night, perfectly.

I mean, I may have argued with Dr.smiles more than once. And Rosalie may have slept for a few hours but it was fun. And in all honesty, there was point where Iris and Rose fell asleep and it was just me and Pacer that were left awake.

And we may have talked about my childhood, and how he said he grew up with me. And then somewhere in there he may have said he wanted to get to know me better. And then I may have asked him on a date.

But it was only because Kurt has a record, and he was right. Yeah, I'm never saying that again, ever.