Johnny was taking a test at his school that, this is what his test looked like-
Test-answer as accurately as possible.
1. In which battle did Napoleon die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state
4. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and Dinner
5.What is the main reason for exams? Failiure
6. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage
7. What looks like half an apple? The other half
8. If you throw a blue rock into the Red sea what will it become? Simply a wet stone
9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Easy, sleep at night.
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You can never lift an elephant with only one hand.
11. If I'm lifting 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other, what do I have? Really large hands
12. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, then how long would it take four people to build it? No time at all, the wall was already built!
13. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, a contrete floor is hard to crack :)
He failed the test.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
