There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped over a lamp. In anger, he turned around and kicked the lamp, and a genie suddenly popped out. The man apologized, and asked the genie if he would still grant him 3 wishes. "Although you kicked me, I will still grant you 3 wishes. But, due to your foolishness, I will also give the person you hate most, your boss, double what you wish for." Replied the genie. The man accepted these terms, then proceeded to make his first wish. "I wish to be extremely wealthy." the man said. Sure enough, 4 million dollars was granted to the man's bank account, and at the same time 8 million was transferred into his boss's. Next, he wished for a sports car. A sports car appeared in his garage, and at the same time 2 sports cars were granted to his boss. "You have one wish left." Warned the genie. "Wish carefully, and keep in mind that whatever you wish for your boss will get double." The man thought for a while, then he grinned. "I wish to donate a kidney."
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Boy: Ooh, a lamp! *rub rub rub*
Genie: Behold! I am the genie of the lamp, and I have come here to grant you three wishes!
Genie: What is you first wish?
Boy: More wishes!!!
Genie: A genie can only grant 3 wishes, this is the law.
Boy: Then I wish for more genies!
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
