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11 terrible ways to break up with somebody

1. text their mom saying you want to break up with them.

2. Punch them in their nose and break it. Say their nose represents the relationship, broken up.

3. Send them on a huge scavenger hunt only for them to find a break up note at the end of it.

4. Ignore them until they realize you want to break up with them.

5. Say "It's not you, it's me." (I really don't know why people say that all the time, SAYING THAT ONLY MAKES IT WORSE) or "It's not me, it's you."

6. Give them a card on their birthday or valentine's day breaking up with them

7. Break up with them really loudly in a crowded public place (ex-mall)

8. Write them a poem about breaking of with them

9. While they're asleep, write "We're over" on their face with permenant marker

10. Smile while your breaking up with them, and laugh with joy while you do.

11. Girl: Wanna see a magic trick?

Boy: Sure

Girl: POOF. You're single.