(a text conversation between a mother and a daughter)
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We have to go to your grandmother's house for thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked, we're getting you a new car next month.
Daughter: Omg I'm getting a new car?! :D Thanks you guys are the best!!!
Mom: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Daughter: -.-
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
