1. I tried to catch some frog. I mist.
2. When chemists die, they barium.
3. They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down.
5. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
6. We took a class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
7. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
8. Broken pencils are pointless.
9. I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me!
10. What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Comédiewell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
