JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ

If reality was like the internet

If reality was like the internet, then...........................

Mother: *just gave birth to a baby girl* She's beautiful! I'm gonna name her Sarah.

Doctor: Sorry, that name's already taken. But sarah_362 and Sarah15 are still available if you're interested!

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Nora: *passes note to Sheila sitting in the row beside her*

Note-This is a friend request from Nora Abdul, will you be her friend? Circle either 'accept' or 'ignore'

Sheila: *circles accept*

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*talking to random people*

Girl: About to go to the bathroom, can't wait!

Girl: I ran out of food in my refrigerator, I'm feeling hungrayy.

Girl: Hangin' out with mah mainss. Love 'em.

Girl: Love is an intensifying emotion, it's like the sun, it can burn anything in its path, and will conquer it all.

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Girl: I got so much swag #yoloswag

Friend: Nah #thatssomethinweasiansgot

Boy: So much sawag in here #swagmasterinthehouse

Friend: Of course man #IknowI'msoswagilicious

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(A/N: I'd like to take a moment to thank you all for all the reads and votes I've been getting. When I made this book I didn't even think I'd get a 100 views..but now I have 2K views and 100 votes..that's awesome! Thankyou all. I will keep on updating daily so stay tuned and keep voting c: )