JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ

13 examples of real life trolling

1. Boy: hey

Girl: hello

Boy: are you single?

Girl: No I'm plural.

Boy: I mean like, are you free this Friday?

Girl: No I'm expensive

2. Girl: What mouse walks on two legs?

Friend: I don't know.

Girl: Mickey Mouse, what duck walks on two legs?

Friend: Donald Duck?

Girl: No, all ducks you dummy.

3. Police: *pulls woman over* I need to know your birthday.

Woman: April 20th.

Police: What year?

Woman: every year.

4. So a boy had an exam, and decided to play a trick on everyone else. every 5 min. he would walk up to the teacher and ask her for more paper even though he didn't actually need it. The fear in the eyes of his classmates when they thought he was on his 5th page when they haven't even completed one, was priceless.

5. A man was standing behind a woman in front of him who was weighing herself on the scale in the gym, He decided to troll her, every time she stepped on the scale he would put his foot on the rear of it shifting some of his weight onto it. She was so confused and astonished by the weight she was seeing and ended up weighting herself about 15 times.

6. Girl: Omg that movie was like really scary I'm like shaking now, what if a zombie apocalypse like that were to happen in reality?!

Friend: Don't worry, zombies only eat brains, so you'd be safe.

7. Boy: Hey have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from idiots?

Friend: Uh, no...wait, screw you man, screw you. -.-

8. Mom: Clear the table!

Me: Okay *knocks everything onto the floor*

9. Girl: Hah the funniest thing happened, you know that annoying dumbass in our bio class? Well my boyfriend just slapped that idiot so hard it was so funny XD

Friend: You know all domestic violence should be reported...you shouldn't let him hit you again.

10. Girl: You're so hot

Boy: Ohh how hot?

Girl: Like an oven.

Boy: Really now ;)

Girl: yupp..when it's off.

11. Boy: Hey babe can I call you?

Girl: Um sure, whatever.

Boy: *calls her that evening! she doesn't answer*

Boy: *the next day* Hey I called you why didn't you answer?

Girl: I said you could call me, not that I would answer.

12. Girl: is there a certain woman you have your eye on that, I don't know, you might want at your wedding someday in the future?

boy: you.

Girl: Awww Really?

Boy: Yah, I was thinking you could help serve the food.

13. Girl: Ugh..omigod I'm having the worst day. you know what really sucks?

Friend: A vacuum?

Girl: But in a metaphorical sense?

Friend: A black hole?

Girl: -.- Okay let me rephrase that, you know what's really not cool?

Friend: Lava?