1. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
2. I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
3. Is your name google? Cuz you've got everything I'm looking for ;)
4. There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
5. Boy: I want to be a super hero. Guess what I want my name to be.
Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
Boy: Nope, Yourman.
6. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
7. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
11. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
12. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
13. Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
14. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
15. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
