JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ

10 roses and violets poems

1.roses are red voilets r blue u look like a monky and talk like one too

2.roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo

3.roses are red, violets are blue, don’t touch me or i’ll sue you

4.Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

When brains were given out

Where were you?

5.Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can row a boat

Canoe?

6.The roses are wilting

the violets are dead

the potbowl is empty

and so is your head

7.roses are red violets are blue

I love food

what about you?

8.Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The gasworks stink

And so do you.

9.Roses are grey violets are grey

The sky is grey the sun is grery

Hey I'm colorblind

But you probably can't tell anyway

10. The roses are wilting the violets are dead

whoever though they'd last forever

is a brickhead