There was once a pretty flower lady. One day she grew sick and went to the hospital. The following day...she died. That night, the security guard that worked there heard a strange sound. "Psst.." It said. Then, he smelled flowers. Soon after he remembered the woman that had passed. He slowly crept down the hall. "Psst!" He heard again. He began walking faster. The sound got louder and the scent got stronger. He finally broke out into a sprint towards the exit, but it was locked. Suddenly, even louder than ever he heard "PSST!!!" And felt a cool mist. He was now shaking, He took a deep breath, and slowly looked up at the sight before him. He sighed, damn air fresheners.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
