Boss: Hey Johnny, come here for a second.
Johnny: *mutters to fellow employee* I bet I'm finally getting the pay raise I wanted! You owe me 5 dollars man.
Johnny: *saunters over to his boss* Oh, hi boss. Do you have something you want to tell me, or, more specifically, GIVE to me?
Boss: No. But I do have an important question to ask you.
Johnny: *confused* Uh, okay, shoot.
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Johnny: What does this have to do with-
Boss: -Just answer the question!
Johnny: No.
Boss: Why not?
Johnny: Because I don't think there's enough proof.
Boss: What if I were to tell you I do have proof.
Johnny: Huh?
Boss: Let me explain. You left work early yestersday to attend your uncle Robin's funeral, am I correct?
Johnny: Uh, yah.
Boss: Well that same dude, who was supposedly "dead", dropped by the resteraunt yesterday asking where you were.
Johnny: *nervous chuckle* Oh, about that *scratches back of neck* you see he has a brother..that's..uh..
Boss: Save it mister, you're busted. And yes, that means that you don't get that pay raise you've been wanting for the past few months. In fact, you get quite the opposite. I'm knocking you back down to minimum wage.
*Johnny leaves office feeling glum*
Fellow employee: (was eavesdropping on their conversation) So, what about that 5 dollars?
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Umorismowell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
