(A/N: These are blonde jokes, so If you think this will offend any of you blondes out there then skip this chappie.)
1. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
2. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
4. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off
5. Q: How did the outdoor blonde ice hockey team drown?
A: They had summer practice!
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Mizahwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
