BEFORE MARRIAGE
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
AFTER MARRIAGE READ BACKWARDS;)
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
