It's cold outside

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It was a snowy day outside, and little Johnny's father left his jacket at home.

He checked the temperature on his phone.

"Now would you look at that Johnny! It's 18 degrees out here! That's insane! I'll never be able to keep warm now!" he exclaimed

"I have a solution." offered Johnny

"You do? What is it?" asked his father

"Just stand in a corner, it's 90 degrees. You definitely won't be cold anymore!"

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