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Hip replacement

In the US the average cost of a hip replacement is 40,364 dollars

The same operation in Spain costs an average of 7,371 dollars

In other words I could literally...

Fly to Spain (827 dollars for a round trip airfair to Spain)

Get my hip replaced (7,371 dollars)

Live in Madrid for 2 years (rent in Madrid x 24 months = 24,000 dollars)

Learn Spanish (learning Spanish by immersion is FREE)

Run with the bulls (FREE)

Get trampled by bulls (FREE)

Get my hip replaced..

AGAIN..

And then fly back home for less than the cost of a single hip replacement in the US :O