JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ

diet

I need to eat healthy, and you know what? I'm done procrastinating! I'm going to begin my new diet right away!!!!!

Right after I'm done eating all the junk food in the house so that I have nothing to tempt me.         

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I'm on a new seafood diet, I see food I eat it.

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I'm on a new diet where I only eat vegetables. But I don't like vegtables... Wait chocolate is a vegetable. It is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. And the sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is, in fact, a vegetable. So I'll just eat chocolate only. Finally..a diet I'll acutally enjoy!

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My new diet states that I must get at least one hour of exercise a day. Well I make so many trips to and from the refrigerator that it adds up to an hour of exercise. Does that count?

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I heard that corn is a good source of fiber, decreases your chance of getting diabetes, lowers cholesterol levels, is high in nutrients, and is good to be eaten daily. Hah I told my mom that eating popcorn daily isn't unhealthy!