"If you imagine Madonna, Bobby Brown, and Dracula had a child it would be you." (To Quatrele Da'an Smith, Episode 1) -Simon Cowell
"Tell me woman."
"excuse me?"
"I said tell me, woman."
"Okay first of all, don't call me woman."-Demi Lovato
(District 3’s safe performance) “You are like warm apple pie,” she said. “I want to chuck on some ice cream, shake things up, sprinkle some Tabasco on there. I need something else from you boys… I need someone to rub baby oil all over your bodies.”( Possibly the best critique she's ever given on the show ) -Nicole Scherzinger
“I won’t remember you in fifteen minutes.”-Simon Cowell
"You look a little odd, your dancing is terrible, the singing was horrendous, and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with the massive eyes. What do they call those? Bush babies."-Simon Cowell
"I had a quiet, nice childhood. We had no McDonald’s, no colour television, and luckily, no Paula Abdul (a fellow judge)"-Simon Cowell
"Let me throw a mathematical dilemma at you – there’s 500 left, well how come the odds of you winning are a million to one?"-Simon Cowell
"If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you."-Simon Cowell
"It was like a nose dive with a cork screw." (To L.A. Reid about a bad audition, Episode 6)- Demi Lovato
"You have that sparkle in your eye and it's not the glitter that you're wearing." (To Paige Thomas)- Demi Lovato
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Comédiewell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
