Mom: Clean up your room it's so messy!
Me: My room isn't messy, it's just bootytrapped so that if a serial killer sneaks into our house in the middle of the night they won't be able to get to me. If I cleaned my room then they'd get me for sure.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Mizahwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D