1. boy: I don't think this is going to work out...
I'm breaking up with you, sorry.
girl: Whatever! You'll never find another girl like me!
boy: That's the point
girl: ...
2. Mom: You know that song you like?
Son: Which one?
Mom: I'm sexy and I know it
Son: Ya
Mom: Well here's one for you
I walk in your room and this is what I see
The xbox you weren't supposed to buy staring at me
I've got a rage in my stomach and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it...You're grounded and you know it.
3. Daughter: So something amazing happened.
Mom: What's that?
Daughter: I gave birth!!!
Mom: What?! You're too young to give birth!!
Daughter: April fools day!! I'm not due for another 4 months!
Mom: Oh okay..WAIT WHAT?!
3. Daughter: I'm Hungary
Mom: maybe you should Czech the fridge..
Daughter: I'm Russian to the kitchen!!!
Mom: Is there any Turkey?
Daughter: We have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece
Mom: Ew there is Norway you can eat that..
4. Boy: -What is the first name of the guy on fresh prince of bell air?
-What letter comes after T?
-What is the opposite of stop?
-Three strikes and you're?
-To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
-do re _ fa so la ti do
Girl: Will, u, go, out, width, mi
Boy: Of course I will!!!
5. Blonde: Why aren't you answering?!
Friend: Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I do.
Blonde: Ok.
Blonde: You find it yet?
Friend: Nope.
Blonde: Okay let me know when you do.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
