I NEED YOU. [✔]

Unicorn

김태형은 유니콘이다. 반짝 이는 유니콘.그러나 당신은 그것을 알았습니다.

Don't know what that means? Google Translate is your friend sometimes, so try it. But it might say something weird cuz google translate does that. But hey ho see what it says XD

Getting out of bed was hard. I mean, it was usually hard but not this hard. I first woke up at around 9 am, but I just kinda laid there for a few hours smelling Tae. 

Which sounds weird, I know, but you'd do it too. Honestly.

He has this magical scent, like vanilla and coconut. It's really nice. Familiar, even. He smells how I would imagine a unicorn to smell. And to top it all of he's adorable and loved by thousands. So yeah, Kim Taehyung is officially a unicorn. 

I didn't realise I was staring at him. Well, I kinda did but didn't care. He was practically sparkling in the morning sunlight, which made me stare even more intensely. He's definitely a unicorn. 

Then he woke up. But I carried on staring because he is hot in the morning. And every other second of every day. But you get what I mean.

"Morning (y/n). Sleep well?" he asked looking at me tiredly. I just stared at him. He stared back.

And then Hobi walked in. And guess what he started doing.

Screaming. 

I nearly fell out of the bed when I heard what he was saying.

"(S/N) IS CANON PEOPLE GET THE CAMERAS FOR THE ALBUM IT'S OFFICIALLY CANON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

A/N: You remember what (s/n) means right? It means to go back and look for when it was last used XD

But the joke was on him. Because then along came Jeon Cena, who picked him up and walked away, him screaming. Then I did fall out of the bed. 

Taehyung kinda caught me, kinda just grabbed my hand. And because of the short height of the bed we were on, I just kinda slipped away while he held my hand. Plop. Followed by internal screaming, but that's between you and me. Unicorn boy doesn't need to know that little detail.

I sat on the floor, listening to Hobi's screams as Jungkook tortured him for waking him up. And yes, my mind is going places it shouldn't know exist, but you're probably thinking what I'm thinking too. A/N: OMG 4th wall had been knocked down by Miley's wrecking ball for the billionth time this chapter XD Then Jimin walked in, stopping in the doorway.

I was sat on the floor beside the bed with Taehyung holding my hand from the opposite side of the bed, and my face showed my thoughts on why Hobi was screaming so loudly. He did what I would do in that situation and jumped on Taehyung.

My arm was ripped off as Tae fell off the other side of the bed, Jimin on top of him. This made me leap on the bed and peek over the edge looking at the pair sprawled on the floor and whisper, "VMIIIIIIN," in a voice like Golem's.

The two of them looked at me for a minute, either confused or just staring at me for no reason. Then Tae giggled and jumped up, knocking Jimin over, and pushing me onto the bed.

"What about (s/n)?" he asked all innocently like he didn't know he was killing me. But his mischevious smile told me otherwise. 

I slapped his arm, my face probably a tomato by know, which made him laugh. I laughed too, trying to distract him from the fact that my face had mutated into a strangely shaped cherry.

That day was a day off, which was why we had slept in. But after that scenario, I felt really tired again, so just died on the bed. I wouldn't count that as fainting, so no need to be worried, but I died. In a weird way, so when I woke up my back was killing me more than Tae sometimes.

The whole group went out, together. But not for long. Hoseok came up with this idea where, in teams of two, you would go to random shops and try to find the most random thing. Then, at 3 pm, to meet at the beach to see what people had got. Tae nearly knocked me over when he jumped on me, but Jungkook actually did knock Yoongi over. Yoongi was asleep on his feet, so just fell like a rock, making everyone laugh.

We set off, Taehyung and I, on a hunt for strange things. And for once, luck was on my side, since Taehyung could almost smell the damn things from a mile away.