1001 LOVE STORIES(book Of Oneshots)

neighbors (6)

Word count: 914

The guy who lives next door to me is an asshole.

Granted, he could be worse. He doesn't blast music or have sex in the early hours.

He's actually a really nice guy.

Now before you start 'Oh Ryes then why did you say such a hurtful thing about him if he's so nice. Maybe you're the asshole', I think in a high pitch annoying voice, let me explain.

He taunts me. Constantly.

No one and I mean no one should be that fucking cute.

Let's start with his appearance.

He has these big blue eyes and golden hair. Small and frail, about 5'4. He acts like he's four even though he's twenty three.

Honestly maybe it's not him, maybe my mind is sadly too dirty to see anything as pure.

Suddenly there's a nick on the door and I struggle to get out of my bed before rushing to the front door.

I open the door and suddenly I'm met with a naked Sam.

He stands in front of the door rapped in nothing in a bath towel.

There are tears in his eyes that only makes him look even cuter.

Nope it Can't be me.

"Ryes." He says crying sadly.

"There's a spider in my bathroom." He says hugging me tightly.

I grown.

He can't think this is normal.

I walk into his apartment and into his bathroom but there's no sigh of any insect living or dead.

"Well where ever it is it's gone. " I tell him honestly before walking out.

Just as I get to the door he grabs my arm forcing my hand ever so close to his crotch.

"I can't stay here, there's a murderous spider roaming around. What if it crawls into my mouth while I'm sleeping?"

"That's just a myth." I inform him before snatching my arm back.

"It has to come from somewhere." He says latching onto me again.

"Then go to a hotel." I say.

"I cant. I lost my id and everytime I try to get a room I always get carded."

"And who's fault is that?"

"How is it my fault I just so happen to look underage."

"Fine!" I say really annoyed.

"Just get dressed and you can sleep on my couch."

"Yay! Slumber Party!" He says way too happy.

See it's not me.

I grown at the nock on my door and get up to open it.

There stands Sam with a brown Teddie bare to match his pink pj's.

This dude has to be a pedophile's wet dream. I think as he runs into my apartment.

"Ryes, this place is really nice?" He says spinning around like a little girl.

"Yeah, yeah just go to sleep already." I tell him and he frowns.

"So we can't watch a movie or make cookies."

"No you can go to sleep and in the morning back to your place." I tell him and he frowns.

I wake up to what feels like fingers on my chest.

"You really should be more careful about who you let into your house."

Sam says with a slight giggle. I try to move my hands but quickly find out that they are bounded.

"Sam untie me right now and I will think about not killing you."

He then smiles before blind folding me.

"Don't worry you can pretend I'm a girl."

"I don't want to pretend you're anything I don't want to do anything with you."

He doesn't say anything.

"How do you expect anyone besides perverts to like you. You look like you're six."

"It's not my fault." He says in a low voice that isn't the sweet jumpy child-like voice.

It was more of that of a teen or early adult. Slightly raspy but still nice.

"I didn't ask to look like this." He says and suddenly I feel my heart brake.

"I've always liked you. But the more I tried to get you to see me as anything but a kid it seems like it was all you saw."

I feel tears began to hit my bare chest and I suddenly feel bad.

"I just want you to like me. " He says laying his head on my chest.

I quickly unite my hands rapping the around him. He then tightens his grip on me.

"I'm sorry." He says and I smile.

"Sam I never saw you as a kid. " I tell him before lifting up the blindfold.

"Yeah I thought you were cute but that's because I've liked you for so long. To the point that I thought you were only doing those things to annoy me."

He smiles and blushes happily.

"Really?"

I touch the side of his face wiping the tears from his cheeks.

"Really." I tell him and he hugs me crying.

He then pulls away before I flip him over and smile at the shocked look on his face.

I slowly began to unbutton his shirt before kissing his chest ever so slightly.

"I love you." He says and I stop for a moment and kiss him. This becomes a passionate kiss as he raps his arms around me.

TIME SKIP

I walk into Sam's apartment him following me while holding my hand.

Suddenly I see it. A dark shoe sized creature slithers from under a plush couch.

"There it is." He says and I freeze.

"That's not a spider. That's a football with legs. Come on you're staying with me." He smiles.

"Yay." I smile before kissing him.