1001 LOVE STORIES(book Of Oneshots)

cuffs(43)

Word count: 4780

"Dude, get your werewolf ass out of my seat before I knock the fur off you," I say angrily, only for the 6'2 mammoth to place his feet up on my desk.

"Try me, you faggot." Wade, that arrogant shithead, says, with a snarky smile.

"Fine," I say, walking to the side of the desk, and without giving him enough time to react, I flip both him and the desk over.

"You're dead, fag." He threatens through gritted teeth, and I know that with two hundred plus pounds coming at me, it would be best for me to let him get up, so I try to dodge him. (sry, I was confused with this scene so I changed it a tinch. -E)

Unfortunately for me, he manages to grab my hand and flip me on my back.

"Fuck." I swear, as he straddles my stomach and lands a punch square in my face, splitting my lip in the process. ('straddle' would be the word ur searching for, I'm assuming -E)

I then flip him over (somehow), which is really saying something because he's a two hundred pound linebacker. (random thing: I have managed to chase my sis outta the room with my atrocious singing while muttering good riddance. THE ROOM IS NOW MINE, WISH U GONE FOREVER SISTER! -E)

The moment I'm on top of him, I manage to land about two good punches in his face, only for him to grab a fistful of my hair and drags me off of him.

This results in an assortment of kicking and punching until I'm pulled off of him and put in handcuffs by one of the many security guards.

*

Cut the scene to me glaring at him from the other end of the counselor's office.

"How many times am I going to have to suspend you two?" Mr. Clay says and I groan.

"Ask that asswaffle." I say and Mr. Clay frowns.

"That fuckturd started."

"Both of you. Please shut the fuck up." He says and I flip him off.

"Jay, you're barely in school and I told you for the last time, if I had to see you again then you were out and wouldn't graduate." He says and I instantly start to panic.

My father would kill me if I had to repeat my senior year.

"Wade, I thought I told you that if you got into another fight, you were off the football team and your scholarship was gone." Mr. Clay says and this clearly gets to the asswaffle. (random fun fact: there are such stuff as gay penguins who adopted a lesbian baby penguin -E)

"But fortunately for you two, I got permission from your parents to try a new form of punishment." He says and I frown, knowing if it was my dad, he would be OK with him taking me behind the school and shooting me. ( ur dad must love u. like a lot -E )

"Now, Jay, you're left handed, right?" He asks and I nod my head timidly, only for him to slap a cuff on my right hand.

"No. Gods no, kill me," I mutter, knowing exactly what Mr. Clay was gonna do. Groaning while protesting loudly, I knew it was useless the moment he attached the cuff to Wade's left.

"Today's Friday, meaning that you two have got until Monday you have managed to not kill each other then all is forgiven."

"And if I kill him or chew my arm off?" He asks and I frown.

"Say goodbye to college."

"But wait, how am I supposed to piss. Or what if the fag tries to rape me in my sleep."