1001 LOVE STORIES(book Of Oneshots)

Snacks(26)

Word count :2091

"Hi I'm Nick and I'm;" I slammed the door in the blond's face. I didn't want to be sold anything, I didn't need the word of god, and I didn't want a sigh anything.

I'm halfway up the stairs when there's a knock on the door. More then likely the same guy.

I roll my eyes say a few profanities and head back to the door.

When I open the door I'm met with the slightly flushed blonde guy however this time he holds a metal container.

"Him I'm Nick and I'm your brothers friend and I'm here to buy your love with food." He announces and I once again slam the door in his face.

I don't know what this was but I wasn't gonna get rapped up in it. The moment he knocks again I return to the door.

"Hi I'm Nick and I'm;" I hold up my hand for him to stop.

"Is this the only thing you rehearsed?" I ask flatly and he blushed slightly.

"I didn't think I'd get much further." I smile at this and he returns it.

"Uh yeah so I went to france once and I had these things called, uh I forgot but I made some and they probably aren't good but uh you're hot so here." He says handing me the container.

I take it before turning back to him. "Hi I'm Nick and I'm your brother's;"

"Ok Nick. Would you like to come in?" I ask and he looks as though I offered him a million dollars.

"Uh. Hi I'm Nick." He says star struck.

I smile at this. I had to admit he was freggen cute.

"Come on in Nick." I say walking back into the house.

I walk up stairs and sit on my bed and he stands by the door. His short blonde hair slightly covering his brown eyes and his lanky posture was defined by the ripped jeans and red t shirt.

"Come on sit down." I tell him and he does so. Before I open the container to find bread like pastries. They looked, ok I guess and I grab one biting it.

Its disgusting. Just purely disgusting. Kill it with fire.

It tasted as though the recipe called for sugar halfway through he then found out he had no sugar and said 'hey well salt looks the same'.

It tasted both burt and undone.

This was something that you found on the grown at the end of Mardi Gras and your high best friend offers you twenty bucks to eat it and you think hey it might have been food once in its life and twenty dollars is like, four pizzas from Little Caesars.

My brain screams to spit it out and my tongue had died and went numb but I swallow it furthermore sending that hell deeper into my body.

I turn back to him and he gives me an embarrassed smile.

"Its bad isn't it. I'm sorry." He says blushing.

"No its amazing. Like wow. If you're trying to buy my love that's one hell of a payment. Its delicious Nick I could literally eat these for the rest of my life and be a happy man." I tell him and his eyes light up.

"Really?" No. Hell no. I mean the last part yes I mean cause if I were to finish one of these Id probably die, but I'd be happy to relieve my internal suffering.

"Yes. a million yeses." I lie. But his eyes sparkle with happiness.

I want to drink bleach.

"That makes me really happy. Because I thought you would hate it then hate me and I'd have to crawl in a hole and I'm Nick and die and I like your face so much." I chuckle at his banter and he blushes smiling.