1001 LOVE STORIES(book Of Oneshots)

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So my day started off shitty.

I woke up to my neighbors dog going fucking nuts at the male man who was just trying to deliver bills.

My bed head had graduated with full honors to lost in the woods for two weeks.

I was out of cigarettes and coffee. Shampoo got in my eyes.

Hair got stuck in my lip ring and nearly ripped it out of my face.

I stubbed my toe.

Missed my bus.

Accidently mugged a woman.

Left my phone at home.

Cut my hand at work and left my newly required cigarettes on the bus.

So by five o'clock I was done with all forms of shit.

I just wanted to get home. Eat a microwaved hotdog. Masturbate cry and go to sleep.

But then he shows up.

While I'm waiting for the bus.

I never expected someone like him to even be on this side of town let alone approach someone who, I quote, "looks like the worst kind of Satan worshiper."

He was your typical rich entitled white boy. Who was probably named Miles or some shit and looked like he complains about the color of Ferrari he gets.

He wore your typical tan dress pants white button up and blazer.

He had that asshole 'I'm telling my father' hairstyle that's was spiky at the top and short on the sides.

He looks like the type that would sue for breathing on him with our poor air.

But he stops in front of me and I doubt he was waiting on the bus so I address him.

"Can I help you?" He asks and he looks me over as though I was a new suit he was thinking about purchasing.

"You smoke?" He asks and I look at him weirdly.

"Never mind you have 'I smoke' hands." He says and I stair genuinely confused.

"You seem like the kinda guy who had no good side and probably sells drugs." He says his privilege shining threw.

"Look asshole. The only reason I haven't punched your teeth into your stomach is because I can tell that your dad's a lawyer and I don't need to add another assault charge to my record." This only makes him smile more.

"Can I buy you a coffee."

"You can kiss my ass, best part it's totally free." I say as the bus arrives.

"Only he grabs me by the hood of my shirty and pulls me to the ground.

The bus then pulls off because no one cares about people and I glare at him.

"Wow. Looks like you've missed your bus. I'll give you a ride home." He says and I glare at him.

"Ok look ass muffin what do you want as we walk into the store.

He only gets a Pepsi and a bag of lays. Before turning to me.

"Want something?" He asks pulling out a card.

"I want to know why you stopped me from getting on my bus?" I say and he only turns to the clerk.

"Newports?" He turns to me and I glare.

"Marlboros." I say rolling my eyes.

"And a pack of Marlboros." He says before handing them back to me.