I didn't want to go there. JJ made me do it.
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I didn't want to go there. I lost a bet so I had to do it.
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Simon was talking to JJ about random stuff when the latter came up with a brilliant idea.
" Simon, we should go to a gay bar."
" Wha- wha we what?"
" We should go to a gay bar."
" Why would we do that? We aren't gay, and I don't want to waste my time on stupid things like this."
" Come on it will be fun."
" Are you trying to tell me something or...?"
" No. No. Jesus Simon! I'm just curious, you know?"
" Bi-curious?"
" Don't take me up short for fuck's sake! I just want to know how attractive I am in other men's eyes."
The blonde thought his friend was out of his mind. Going to a gay bar because of such a moronic reason, was something Simon never considered doing.
" Why do you need me for that?"
" Because I don't want to go on my own! They would me hitting on me non-stop!"
" If you are so confident about it, why do we need to go?"
"Simon please! Just for once!"
" Fuck it"
" Yaaas!"
It was settled.
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Josh was watching a game of fotball with his friends when it happened.
" Yo, I bet you 50£ Ronaldo will score a hat-trick." Josh's good friend Jason said.
" Nonsense."
" 60£ and you have to go to a gay bar with Timmy, he will score three none of them being a penalty."
" I'm in."
" Josh don't." Said Tobi. The only guy who had sense in him in that group.
" Why not? He is talking about impossible things."
"Like you going to a gay bar."
" Exactly. That won't happen, because I will win. Here's my hand on it, Jason!"
The two boys shook hands. After the match Josh wished he had never agreed to it.
He lost 60£ and had to go to a gay bar with Timmy.
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Minizerk One-shots
FanfictionCover by @fantasxze One-shots about my only ship from the Sidemen. Well my first ever ship to be exact. The first few stories are in first person, but the others are all in third, so don't worry if you don't like first person fics. My mother tongue...
