After our little incident we exchanged numbers. He said he will pick me up at 6 on Saturday in front of my house.
It was only 2 pm, but I was already nervous. I didn't know what to put on.
What if we are going to a fancy restaruant? I don't want to be underdressed, nor overdressed.
I never thought I would worry this much about my appearance.
I got a text from Jide.
Jidly-Puff: u up for fifa?
Stimp: When and where?
Jidly-Puff: My 🏡, now
Stimp: Can't. I'm busy.
Jidly-Puff: busy wanking?
Stimp: No. I have to meet up with sy.
Jidly-Puff: Oh, isn't it that boy, who you were talking to yesterday?
Stimp: What r u talkin about?
Jidly-Puff: Who. The dark haired boy from the gay bar.
Stimp: No. Leave me alone.
Jidly-Puff: Simooon! Tell me!
I didn't answer him. He would pester me about it for years.
Time to do my hair.
Josh's POV
I had to look breath-taking for Simon. I've never been on a date with a guy before. I don't know how to behave, how to treat him.
Maybe, I should ask Timmy.
I called him up without thinking.
J: Hey Tim-Tim, do you have a minute?
T: Hi Joshy, of course. What's up?
J: I kinda need advice.
T: On what?
J: Lets say, If somebody has a date with a person from the same gender, how does one treat the other one?
T: Quite specific question. Did my little Joshy hook up with somebody yesterday?
J: Nooo.
T: Even through the phone I can hear that you're lying. What's his name? Is he hot?
J: Timmy! Answer my question please.
T: Yeah right. You don't have to treat him in another way you would treat your best mate. Don't go all " Lads! Lads! Lads! " on him, just be yourself, maybe open the door for him, or pull out his chair for him. You know polite things you would do on a date.
J: You literaly told me to treat him like he was a girl.
T: Like gender mattered...
J: I'm sorry Timmy. This wasn't meant to be harsh.
T: Its okay. Just don't bring him flowers. Yet. After you got to know him better, you can just not on the first date. He might be more dominant than that.
J: I asked him out. Does this make me the dominant one?
T: Pfft. You wish you little whiny bitch.
J: I'm not a whiny bitch.
T: You think so, huh? Let me remind you of yesterday. You whined for no reason. You asked out a guy, even tho' you aren't supposed to be gay. Is he the one you were talking for almost 2 hours?
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Minizerk One-shots
أدب الهواةCover by @fantasxze One-shots about my only ship from the Sidemen. Well my first ever ship to be exact. The first few stories are in first person, but the others are all in third, so don't worry if you don't like first person fics. My mother tongue...
