Minizerk One-shots

Minizerk is real

I had a really messy dream about Minizerk two weeks ago. I tried to make something out of it.

Enjoy🙃
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Simon's POV

Me and Josh were sitting in the kitchen both on our phones, waiting for Callux to arrive.

"Si." I hummed in response. "He doesn't know that we are together, does he?"

"Who?"

"Cal."

"No he doesn't, but it doesn't matter, because our subscribers don't know it either."

"Alright."

~
After he arrived we set up the cameras in the living-room and started his video with him in the middle, Josh on his right side and me on his left.

"Hey guys, how you doin? My name's Callux and today I'm joined by Simon and Josh." We both waved at the camera. "We are going to do the youtuber impressions challenge with a twist. We have to pick an accent from the 'accents bowl' and make our impressions while doing an accent. Oh and because in many countries people like to greet each other with 2 kisses on the cheek we'll do it too in this intro."

Cal turned to his right and pretended to kiss Josh on both of his cheek. By that I mean, he just pressed their cheeks together.

"Your turn Simon." He turned to me and did the same.

"Now you guys."

I got up and switched seats with Cal.

I did what Cal did but after the second ''kiss'' I actually pressed my lips to his cheek.

Josh was suprised, but he kissed my cheek aswell.

"Well that was pretty gay. Onto the names and accents."

The video went smoothly 'till Cal picked a name and said something interesting.

"Hey, My name's blank..." He said with a weird accent." I love Fifa and... " He hesitated and looked at me. "And Josh."

Fuck he knows. If I say my name we will be suspicious...

" Me. Zerka." Josh saved us with his guess.

"No, but it was close." Said Cal.

"Cause you have no friends?" I asked jokingly, but he frowned and I instantly felt bad for saying it.

"No. Anyway we have to try and guess the accent first."

"Welsh?" We asked in synch.

"Yeeah."

"Can you keep going with the impression?"

"Yeah, okay." He said with his normal accent.

"You have to keep the accent tho'." Josh chuckled.

"I am the red-haired lesbian."

"Me, Simon, Miniminter!"

"Yes. So Josh gets half a point and you get one. Well done guys."

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When the video was finished I wanted to ask him why did he say that I loved Josh.

"Your impressions were on point today." I patted Cal's back.

"Wow. A compliment from Simon Minter. What time to be alive!"

Before I could ask him what I wanted Josh interrupted me.

"When are we going to go to record football vids?" The brunette without a beard checked the time on his phone.

"We have three hours until we have to leave."