Minizerk One-shots

Never have I ever

"Jooosh!" Simon barged into Josh's room with his usual annoyed tone he always uses whenever his significant other literally bullies him in a video game, which happens queit often to be honest.

The brunette always acts like his actions weren't intentional, but slamming his car  straight into Simon's one on a corner to push him off  for the umpteenth time, is not something that can be done unintentionally, unless you are really that bad in the game, which Josh wasn't. Or targeting him in prop hunt, just to mess with him, or blocking him so he couldn't move, in one of those 'scary maps' also in Garry's mod. He always wanted the blonde's attention and  somehow he always happened to find a way to do it. Whether it was annoying the hell out of him, apologising afterwards, or just calling his name, he succeeded.

(This last part is so true irl. Plus I swear he only apologises for Simon if he does something bad against him, but he never does to the others when he does something similar.)

Josh spun around in his chair way  quicker than he intended, to face the blonde.

"Hey babe, what do you need?" He smiled, turning back to his monitor.

"Check the fucking group chat." Simon commanded sitting down on  Josh's bed.

"I'm busy." Josh shrugged, not liking the bossy tone Simon was using. Besides the fact that they were dating didn't change the rule of not disturbing the other whilst the small 'recording' or 'working' sign was hung on their door.

"Well than, I'm gonna be busy too when you want me." He huffed getting up to leave.

"What is this fake drama you're pulling off right now?" Josh finally removed his headphones and turned his complete focus on his boyfriend.

Simon squintes his eyes at him disapprovingly and shook his head. "Fuck you." He mumbled, his hand on the door handle.

Josh was next to him in no time,  grabbing his wrist and spining him around to face him. "I'm sorry." He lifted up the blonde's right hand and placed a soft kiss on it.

"Me too. I didn't mean to snap at you." Simon apologised smiling.

Josh pulled him into a  big hug, wrapping his arms around him tightly as he burried his head into Simon's chest. The blonde hugged back immediately enjoying the sweet embrace.

"So what's up with that group chat?" Josh let go of him and approached his desk, where his phone was laying.

"Check it." Simon shrugged, but he wasn't mad at him anymore.

When Josh had  opened up the chat he found a shit loads of messages and Callux spaming something to him directly.

"What is this?"  He murmured scrolling up to see what the topic was about.

The boys had been talking about going clubbing since the day before and they didn't want to stop till Josh agreed on joining them. Simon got frustrated about that and thought that he should really inform his boyfriend about this, before Cal decides to come around and drag them out of the house because of his stupid idea.

"How come you didn't see these earlier?" Simon commented as Josh sat down next to him sliding onto the floor, his back pressed against the bed, just like Simon's.

"Well I mean.. I think you can guess why I haven't checked it yesterday." They shared a chuckled and a knowing smirk.

"I haven't checked it yesterday either ." The blonde smiled resting his head on Josh's shoulder.

"I know. You fell asleep after we were done." The brunette kissed the top of the  blonde's head smiling.

"You know that it tires me out. In a good way tho'." He giggled turning his head to see if Josh was still going through the messages. "You coming?"