Chapter 22 ~ H.R. Exclusives - The Cleaning Tales #1 ~ Forever

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Hi! We're heading into the Christmas season in our story! Enjoy, readers!

P.S. The title's just there to be there. H.R. stands for Heaven's Regulations. It's not exclusive, just something totally out of the story. Please bear with me!

Oh, and just because I wrote these ones for fun, there'll be one posted every day starting from the one following this one. Basically, there'll be one posted every day starting next week. They're exclusives, after all! 

Some of these chapters have important parts of plot (like this one), so I'm not saying that you have to read it, but it would probably help with your understanding of the normal story following it. 

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Rin clapped her hands, gathering the attention of the Akatsuki members whom she had miraculously found all together pigging out in the kitchen. After having been granted permission from Pein to have the members take a long break from missions for three weeks until January the 3rd, she knew she officially had full control of the house.

"Christmas is coming, guys!" she exclaimed, deciding to ignore the fact that they had cleared the entire fridge out with their monstrous eating habits - and it was only the second day of their graciously granted vacation. An evil grin took over. The members exchanged wary glances, knowing that a look as such from Rin was sure to be something they did not want. "You know what that means? It's time to clean!"

There was a complete silence in the normally raging Akatsuki kitchen.

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"WHAT?!"

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Rin was rummaging in Sasori's drawers, where he had allowed her to aid him in his endeavors for a cleaner room, when something pink caught her eye. She picked it up, eyes sweeping over the messy kanji scrawled on it.

When she was done, Rin was on the floor laughing.

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When Sasori heard the beginnings of a giggle, he began to regret allowing the medic to help him clean his room.

But he knew he lost the race with her to find the note when she began to laugh without an end in sight.

Just my luck, he assured himself. Just my luck that she finds the note first - and it was the only thing that was making me hesitant about letting her in. He swore inwardly, then slowly inched over to the laughing girl.

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Rin screeched when Sasori tackled her. He snatched the note from her hands, bright red.

"Tell me you didn't read that," he said. She sat up, rubbing her side. The kunoichi raised her arms in a "no can do" gesture, still laughing.

"Then I'd by lying," she said, her laughter receding to giggles.

Sasori tackled her again.

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"I don't know how to handle you," he said when he had his fill of torturing the poor kunoichi. But the redhead was grinning, however much he was trying not to. Rin was catching her breath on the ground.

"Have mercy, redhead! I am very prone to tickling!" she wailed when she had enough breath to speak.

"Not a chance, Tinkerbell," Sasori said. "Not after you read the letter."

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