Titania and the Barmaid

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Let me say this... this chapter is going to be interesting..  I'm totally winging this.  Btw, this text would be better if I used Mira's personality before the whole Lisanna thingy, but I decided that would end up being the same as Gray and Natsu's.  So, good luck to my writing skills and your eyes, brain, and everything else.....  Cuz I don't want you guys to die from my lack of talent!  *fist bumps to everyone*

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«Erza» Hey, Mira!  Thanks for bringing me to that new cake shop!

Yeah, no problem.  I loved it too.  I feel bad that Natsu destroyed your cake though... «Mira»


«Erza» Don't worry.  Gray already got what he deserved.


But Natsu did it... «Mira»


«Erza» Huh?  I saw Gray do it.  It was when Natsu punched him...


Sure.. «Mira»


«Erza» We should go there some time again.


You should go with Jellal sometime.  #Jerza «Mira»


«Erza» Is Jerza some kind of cake?  I would take Jellal if he wasn't off destroying Dark Guilds with Crime Sorciere.


Oh, right....  «Mira»


«Erza» It would be pretty fun to kick some dark butt though!


I suppose... «Mira»


«Erza» You okay, Mira?"


Oh, yeah!  So, when are you going to go on a date with Jellal?? «Mira»


«Erza»  Like I said he's-- WAIT WHAT?!  I uhh, never said I was going on a date with him..  That is out of the question.  Plus, he has a fiancee and I umm...  I just can't!  He seems so happy the way he is, and I don't want to ruin it!


Happy magically joins the chat.


«Happy»  You liiiikkkkeeee him! <3


«Erza»  How are you here???


That's a good question «Mira»


«Happy» Just don't question it!


«Erza» WHY ARE YOU HERE???


«Happy» Oh no, I made Erza mad again...


Umm, how are you even typing?  You don't even have thumbs. «Mira»

«Erza» DON'T INTERRUPT US!


«Happy» Eep!  I have to go, umm, feed my fish!


But you eat fish.... «Mira»


Happy magically leaves the chat.


«Erza» Anyways, Mira, what was I going to say...


«Erza» Oh, right, I am having some cakes sent over to the guild since the dorms won't let me send any there anymore.


«Erza» Mira?


«Erza» Mira, are you there?


Sorry, we just got overloaded with an order.  We were trying to figure out where to put all the cakes.  There were over 50! I swear, the person who ordered them had better have a good explanation for why the guild hall is now filled with strawberry cakes..  «Mira»


Oh, wait...  They are strawberry cakes, and there were a lot.  Oh no!  «Mira»


«Erza» I DON'T NEED TO HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR LIKING STRAWBERRY CAKE!  YOU JUST WENT TO A CAKE SHOP WITH ME AND NOW YOU NEED AN EXPLAINTION ON WHY I LIKE SWEETS?! YOU MONSTER!


Umm, Erza, I have to go, feed my fish! «Mira»


Erza» THAT IS THE SAME EXCUSE HAPPY MADE!  IT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE WHEN YOU SAY IT!

«Erza» ANSWER ME YOU EVIL SWEETHATING BARMAID!

«Erza»  I'M COMING OVER TO THE GUILD HALL RIGHT NOW!

«Erza» TO EAT MY CAKES AND MAKE YOU REGRET HATING MY SWEETS!

«Erza»  WHERE ARE YOU MIRA?!

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Just thought I would let you know... Mira is hiding behind Cana's beer barrels.  She is scrolling through the chat while eating some cake...  She is so dead!

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