Jersey Girl

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So, on November 18th, a little girl name Melody was born and she grew up to--

Natsu: You haven't "grown up" yet.

Me: Whatever.

Natsu: Yeah. Flat chested weirdo.

Lucy: Natsu.. You're older than her and you aren't even close to her level of maturity.

Wendy: She isn't flat chested.

Me: People, I was going to talk about me today!!

Natsu: This isn't a chapter??

Lucy: No, idiot.

Natsu: So, what is it??

Gray: *sarcastically* The filming of the next Care Bears episode.

Natsu: I knew they were real!

Wendy: Umm... Natsu-san..

Lucy: Just leave him be...

Me: Anyways, my birthday is November 18th, and yeah. I've been bored lately and figured I might do something since it's the time of year that my bday is. (Well, it was a month ago, but I was busy, okay)

Lucy: Your favorite color is blue.

Wendy: Actually, it's either periwinkle or dark blue.

Natsu: When are the Care Bears coming??

Gray: I'm one of her husbandos, but apparently this dude named Son Hak is better.

Lucy: Her favorite food is undecided, but she loves dessert (especially chocolate mousse) and Mexican food (especially enchiladas).

Wendy: Her crush is a secret, and is also taboo. Whatever that means.

Natsu: She's weird. Like, real weird. Where are the Care Bears??

Gray: Shut up. She really likes anime (no duh) and likes sitting around doing nothing.

Lucy: She's a real sweet tooth.

Natsu: Like Erza??

Lucy: Do you want to get killed?? That can be arranged.

Wendy: Her favorite candies are Milky Way and Sour Skittles (Sour Blue Raspberry is the best).

Gray: Her favorite gum is Swedish Fish gum.

Lucy: Her star sign is Scorpio!

Scorpio: We are!!

Wendy: The first anime she ever watched was K-On!

Lucy: She says she's hungry every fifteen seconds (not literally, but pretty much).

Me: Hey, did I mention I'm hungry??

Natsu: So am I..

Gray: She shops on Amazon so much that it takes over 5 minutes to scroll through her anime wish list... on a computer!!

Wendy: She's a Jersey gal!

Lucy: She isn't in any sports because it's too much work and interferes with her watching anime.

Me: I have soooo many nicknames.

Wendy: She's called Melon.

Gray: Watermelon.

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