A Barrel of Peonies

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Hola, mi Amiga/Amigo!

I don't speak Spanish, so I'm sorry if I said that weirdly.

I'm just listening to some Panic! At The Disco like every other amazing person should be doing.

My favorite song is probably either This is Gospel or Death of a Bachelor...

I texted Elise that I had Oreos like... 0.5 seconds ago, so she should be here any time soon ....

Elise: WHERE IS THE OREO STASH?????

Me: I lied. I don't even like Oreos.

Elise: WUT???

Me: Just kidding. Well, I do have Oreos. They are vanilla birthday cake.

Elise: Sweet!!

Me: I wasn't kidding about not liking Oreos though. Well, these are an exception.

Elise: Oh.

Elise: So, where the guys?

Me: They all left before you got here.

Elise: Right.

Sting: I'm back!! Is Elise here??

Me: Except him.

Elise: Hey.

Sting: Hey, Elise. By the way, can I call you Lise?

Elise: Sure. Also, just wondering, but what is with you and Yukino??

Sting: Yuki and I are just friends.

Elise: Oh...

Me: Well, things just got awkward. Shall we listen to Cana talk to a flower pot?

Sting: For sure.

Elise: Whatever.

-Melody

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<Cana> Flloower pott!!!!

Umm, I'm a part time employee at Magnolia's Magnolias. <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> Please, you're the most beautiful thing of flowers I've ever seen! Ahh, just like 13 Cabs.

What? Who are you? <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> Your future husband.

Umm, your husband? <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> Yes. Got any questions?

What is your name? <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> It's Cana. Can't you tell because of my contact?

Oh, right. Wait, isn't that a girl's name? <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> Ya. Your problem?

You said husband. <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> I can't believe you! Flower Pot, how could you be so sexist!! I can be a husband.

But I'm a guy.. <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> :'( Why can't you see how much I love you?? You're my bride!!

? <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> There is nothing to be confused about!!!

I am just going to leave now. <Flower Shop Employee>

<Cana> Goodbye, thy fairest lady.

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I know that was short, but I kind of just wanted to upload this for you guys.

So, sorry if this is kind of horrible, but I wasn't too sure on how to do this one.

Elise: Why a flower pot?

Sting and I: Long story.

Me: Wait, why are you here??

Sting: Umm, because I can.

Me: And why is Yuki crying in the corner?????

Yukino: Whhyyy??!?!?!

Elise: She has problems..

Sting: Ya.

Yukino: WWWHHHYYYY??!?!?!?!?!??! 😭😭😭😭😭

Sting: I mean, she is just sad about something... You okay?

Yukino: Huh?? :)

Sting: ...Yukino?

Yukino: WHYYYY??!?!?! HE USED MY FULL NAME!!!!!!!

Me: No be so mean to Yuki. *gives Yuki a hug*

Yukino: Thank you, Melody.

Me: Aww~ Call me Melon.

Yukino: Okie~

Sting: Well anyways, Lise, do you want to go grab some coffee?

Elise: Sure! :D

Me: Let's just go, Yuki.

Yukino: Okaayy...

Larry: BARBRA MANATEE!!! YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME!!! PLEASE GO VOTE ON THISSSS!! AND THEN COMMENT TOO!
DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW HER TOO.

Have a great day!!

-Melody

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