This is the last part of Edolas Vs. Earthland, unless if I decide to do a sequel later on. It really is funny how Elfman does a 180. One minute, he is saying man all the time, the next minute, his Edolas counterpart in crying because he messed up on a job. Plus, Jet and Droy, who usually get scolded by Elfman, are scolding him? Lolz.
Also, I'm sad, because in Edolas, Ever and Elfman can never become real.. Also, their Jellal, aka Mystogan, was in Earthland, so Jerza couldn't happen either! There is no way that Levy would even meet that weirdo writer when she's busy working on the machine thing. I still have faith though! Well, I'm getting weird now, so I'm just going to start writing!
-Melody
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«Elfman» MAN!
Eep! Who is this? «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» You're Number One Man, Elfman!
Me? «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» You're MAN!
You're typing is obnoxious! SORRY! «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» A man never backs down from what he is saying!
A/N Wait a second.. did Elfman just say something that made sense? That is weird.
Thank you for your insight! It won't happen again! «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» Stop being a such a man and be a MAN about it!
A/N What the heck does that mean? Seriously! Does Elfman ever make sense for more than two sentences at a time??
Y-yes sir! «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» Only the manliest men know when to back down!
A/N He is making sense again!
«Elfman» Especially when it comes to Erza's cake.
A/N He just broke his own record! That totally made sense. Never get Erza mad while she is eating cake!
I don't know why the Fairy Hunter would be eating cake, but, I'll remember that. «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» Fairy Hunter? It sounds man!
She is a woman! «Edo Elfman»
A/N Thanks Edo Elfman. You understand my pain!
«Elfman» Eating cake is also man!
I don't get you. You seem relatively nice though. «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» MAN!
I'm sorry! Eep! 😭 «Edo Elfman»
«Elfman» Fighting is man!
Huh? «Edo Elfman»
Why were you texting me anyways? «Edo Elfman»
Were you going to tell me something about Lisanna? «Edo Elfman»
Huh? You there? «Edo Elfman»
Hello? «Edo Elfman»
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Heya! So, apparently, Elfman got into another one of Gray and Natsu's fights. Or should I say, Popsicle and Tabasco Sauce's fight. I honestly feel bad for Edo Elfman at this point. He is being bombarded with Elfman's utter nonsense.. Sorry.
Elfman: AUTHOR'S NOTES ARE MAN!
Me: STOP SAYING RANDOM THINGS!
Elfman: SHOUTING IS MAN!
Me: MEH GERSH!
Me: CAN'T YOU BE QUIET!
Erza: BE QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!
Elfman and I: Yes ma'am..
Wendy: As you can see, Melody is too busy getting yelled at by Erza, so please remember to vote, comment, and whatever!
Me: HELP US!!!
-Melody
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
FanficAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
