You know, sometimes you just gotta think with an Erza mindset.
Natsu: End do what???
First off, fix your grammar.
Natsu: New thanks.
Idiot. Well, anyways, there are a few simple things you have to follow.
1) Cake Time
2) Beat up Natsu and Gray because they interrupted Cake Time.
3) Blame it all on Gray, because sometimes, you like to appear stupid.
4) Make Mira make another cake for you.
5) Eat that cake while sitting next to Wendy with her mint chocolate chip ice cream.
6) Beat up Natsu because why not.
Natsu: Hey!! WHAT'S WHIFF TEA LAST ONE??
Gray: Pfft. Inferno Pants.
Natsu: Snowflake!
Gray: Toaster Strudel!!
Natsu: Icicle!
Gray: Mount Helen's!!
Natsu: Did you just call me a girl?!?!
Gray: No, I CALLED YOU A VOLCANO YOU IDIOT HOTHEAD!!!
Natsu: OH, BRING IT ON YOU GIRL!!
Gray: SURE, TOILET PAPER FROM THE DOLLAR STORE!!
Natsu: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, GLACIER?!?
Gray: THAT YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS DOLLAR STORE TOILET PAPER, YOU SHINIGAMI'S APPLE!!
Natsu: STOP MAKING NO SENSE!!
Gray: I MAKE A LOT OF SENSE!! DOLLARS TOO!! UNLIKE YOU, YOU BROKE IDIOT!!
Erza: *stands up from her cake* DO I HEAR ARGUING?!?!
Gray: No ma'am.
Natsu: Naaaahhhh...
Erza: *hits both of them, but ends up blaming Gray* There. Now Gray, don't be mean to Natsu. *has Mira make another cake and starts eating it next to Wendy*
Wendy: *having mint chocolate chip ice cream*
Erza: Okay, now time to beat up Natsu.
Wendy: Why?
Erza: Dunno. I just feel annoyed at him for some reason.
Natsu: *hiding in Fairy Tail's basement* Hwehwe.. *secretly eating Erza's cake*
Asuka: *finds Natsu* Auntie Erza's munchies!!!
-Melody
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«Erza» Hey.. Jellal?
«Erza» Jellal?
«Erza» Umm.. there is cake!!
«Erza» Why won't you respond??
«Erza» Everyone likes cake!!
Sorry. Taking a shower. «Jellal»
«Erza» Ohh...
«Erza» Well, I guess I'll go trick or treating by myself now..
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
FanfictionAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
