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Warriors of Perfume

Well, all I can say is that I hope Erza isn't anywhere within 500 years of this chapter.

Elise: You mean yards, big ears??

Me: I prefer dumbo, but that's cool too.

Elise: Sure. Anyways, what's up with Erza??

Me: One word. Ichiya.

Elise: Actually, one word is two words and all together you said three words.

Me: Just shut up Elise.

Elise: It's not my fault that you never have any ice for that burn since Gray is mine.

Gray: *breaking some glowsticks* Say what now?

Juvia: GRAY~SAMA WHAT DID JUVIA TELL YOU ABOUT THE GLOW STICKS?! IF I CATCH YOU WITH TIDE PODS AGAIN I'LL--

Me: Anywho, Erza isn't here, so we should be fine. Also, just to clarify, I do not support whatever Gray may or may not be doing.

Elise: You mean trying to get away from you??

Me: You are as cruel as Cruella.

Elise: Well, if you count yourself, yes I am an animal abuser.

Sting: Dannngg, you're savage. 🔥🔥🔥

Gray: NO, JUVIA, NOT THE SHARPIES!!!!

Juvia: I will get the belt!!!

Gray: T_T You wouldn't.

Elise: Wait, is she going to spank him??

Me: No. The belt is a fruit by the foot.. She's just gonna eat it in front of him. It's practically his favorite food.

Sting: Weird.

Elise: Sting, leave.

Sting: WUT?!

Elise: You called my precious Gray weird.

Juvia: *turns to Elise and grabs Gray's actual belt* HE IS YOUR WHAT?!?!?! GRAY~SAMA IS MINE!!!!

Me: Yeah, I'm just gonna watch Ichiya and the Trimens while eating some Cheezits.

Gray: *jumps over the couch* I got da Froot by the foots!!!!

-Melody

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<Master> Hello, young ones.

Master!! I need your help!! <Eve>

Can I help?? *3* <Hibiki>

Just leave him be... <Ren>

<Master> Now, no time for bickering. What do you need, lad??

Umm, it's a girl. Well, except she likes someone else, even though it's weird! <Eve>

Is it Wendy? <Hibiki>

NO!!! <Eve>

<Master> Well, my advice would be to stalk her and find out where the guy lives. Then, beat him in a fight of MANLINESS!!!

Great advice, Master!!! <Eve>

Not to be rude, Master, but that's what you did with Erza and Jellal kicked your butt and Erza is creeped out by you.. <Ren>

Please, Ren, she is just in awe of his handsomeness!!! <Hibiki>

<Master> Yes, Hibiki, you have a good point... Hmm..

Hello? Why does no one listen to me?? I'm the one who actually has a fiancee here. <Ren>

<Master> Please, Erza is my fiancee...

Ummm.. But what about W- Umm, my waifu?? <Eve>

Master> Ahh yes, the cupcake.

Definitely Wendy. <Hibiki>

It is not!!! <Eve>

Okay then, the girl that is totally not Wendy has adorable blue hair, by the way. <Hibiki>

Stop it!! <Eve>

<Master> Anywho, I say you beat the guy up.

Don't do that!!! <Ren>

<Master> Fine then...  Get her a gift.  Like pickled plums...  For example.

Ooh!  Great idea! <Hibiki>

Okay, I'll do that! <Eve>

...And this is why you're all going to be single until you die...  <Ren>

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Aww, poor Eve..  He's probably going to never get to be with Wendy now!!

Elise: Um, why?

Me: Sometimes I wonder if you even watched Fairy Tail...  She hates pickled plums!!!

Loke: OMG, I remember that!!!

Me: The fact that without those plums she probably would've beaten you both is kinda sad though....

Lucy: And somehow, I call him the leader of the Zodiacs.  ..dang womanizer making Aquarius mad..

Me: So, Carla, what are Eve's chances of rejection?

Carla: Hmm, knowing Wendy she'll be super shocked and accidentally say yes while trying to figure out a way to say no.

Me: Actually ..  That makes a lot of sense.  Wow.

Loke:

Me: Loke, shush.

Loke: I didn't even get to say anything!!!

Lucy: Stop being gross, Loke!  Wendy is a cinnamon roll.

Loke: I didn't say anything!!!!!!

Carla: Hmph. 

Loke: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

Elise: Ew, seriously?  You're official off my Cute Anime Guys List.

Loke: I DiDn'T sAy AnYtHiNg!!!!

Carla: Don't forget to vote, comment, and follow for less of Loke being absolutely disgusting.  ..Well we'll try anyways.

Me: Yeah, about that....

Loke: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Have a great day!!

-Melody

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