Wingardium Levy-osa

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So, I don't know about you guys, but I love Harry Potter...

Levy: Oooh, yes new best friend!!

Lucy: Hey, what about me??

Levy: Sorry..

Gajeel: You both are ridiculous..

Me: They are ridiculously dorky in an amazing way, duh!

Lucy: Haha, thanks.

Levy: Just plain dorky is more accurate though.

Me: It's okay, I am too.

Gajeel: Well, unlike you guys I'm not so I'd like to stay out of the Loser Dork Club.

Me: Well, we'd like to stay out of the Trash Band Club as well...  Sadly you couldn't avoid that one.

Gajeel: Excuse me?!

Lucy: Haha, true.

Gajeel: Come on, Lev, you've got me on this one, right??

Levy: ...As much as I'd love to defend you, they're not wrong.  Sorry?

Gajeel: Does everyone think my music is bad?!??!

Every one in the Universe even Non Anime Fans: *nods*

Me: Ya see??  It needs to stop.

Lucy: Yeah...  I think Natsu has bad hearing because of it.

Levy: Actually, Lu, he has great hearing...  He just doesn't listen to you.

Lucy: That makes sense...  Yesterday we were walking by the edge of a cliff and I told him to be careful and he cannonballed off it...

Me: Lemme guess, there was no water??

Lucy: You guessed it.

Levy: Haha, this is Natsu we're talking about.  I'm not surprised.

Gajeel: ..Well, I wouldn't do anything like that.  I'm smarter than Salamander.

Levy: What about that one time you challenged an alligator to an eating competition because you told him he couldn't eat faster just because he had more teeth??

Gajeel: ...

Levy: The teeth aren't the thing, Gajeel!!!  A snake eats faster than that alligator and it doesn't have teeth!!!!

Lucy: You don't have to make him feel dumb, Levy..

Me: He kinda is though.

Levy: I think it might be male Dragon Slayers in general.

Lucy: True.

Gajeel: ...CAN WE JUST MOVE ONTO THE CHAPTER?!

Me: Lol, yeah...  It's a crossover.

Lucy: Haha, I'll go grab Minerva for the outro.

Me: Geez, haven't seen her in awhile.

Levy: Anyways, I wanna see who it is!!!

Me: Fine.  :P

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<Levy> Umm..  Hello, is this Hermoine??

Hello, there.  I don't know who you are, but you seem to know me.  My I inquire who you are? <Hermione>

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