Juvia: With Mira-san backing Juvia up, no one can get in the way of Gray-sama and Juvia's love!
Wendy: Where is Melody?
Mira: No clue.
Mavis: She went somewhere after she woke up. Still, HURRAY, HURRAY, GRUVIA!
Wendy: What is First Master doing here?
Mira: I have no clue!
Juvia: She has been here ever since the Gruvia party!
Cana: She has been hogging all my beer!
Everyone Else: That isn't a bad thing...
Me: Hello! Did I miss anything?
Wendy: Nope.. Nothing!
Me: Ok then, on to the chapter!
Mavis: YAY! HURRAY!
Me: Would someone get Mavis down from the roof?
Everyone Else: On it!
-Melody
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«Juvia» Gray-sama!! <3
Juvia? «Gray»
«Juvia» Did Gray-sama like the cake that Juvia made for Gray-sama?
Yeah.. Sure. «Gray»
«Juvia» Can you guess the secret ingredient?
Was by any chance charcoal? «Gray»
«Juvia» Gray-sama, stop being silly! It was love!
Right, right. «Gray»
«Juvia» Did you get my letters?
Yes. All 500 of them.. «Gray»
«Juvia» How did you know? Gray-sama is the best if he counted every letter I sent!
It was just a guess! «Gray»
«Juvia» Gray-sama doesn't have to be modest!
Whatever. I am going to go on a job with Lucy and the others. «Gray»
«Juvia» WITH LOVE RIVAL?!?
She doesn't even like me.. «Gray»
«Juvia» Gray-sama, do not be fooled by her sly tactics! I am going with!
Rejected. «Gray»
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Juvia starts to cry, and makes the whole guild flood, making Mira notice what has happened. Melody comes into the guild followed by a bunch of angry fangirls (don't question it) and march around.
"Gruvia Lives Matter!" All of the fangirls keep arching around.
"Today, over a thousand Gruvia fans have died due to Gray's actions earlier today." Mira stands over everyone, and glares at Gray.
"Gruvia Lives Matter!"
The Lyon x Juvia and Gray x Lucy fangirls come into the guild.
"You will never win, Gruvia!"
"We will win harder than Gray won against Rufus Lore!"
"As if! Gray is for Lucy!"
"Lyon was made for Juvia!"
"Gray is supposed to be with Juvia! The Stripper and The Stalker!"
"Lyon and Juvia both have perfect hair! And chemistry!"
"Gray is the only who can understand Lucy's pain!"
"Gruvia rules!"
"You best check yourselves , Gruvia! Lyon and Juvia are the best!"
"Gralu rules!"
Melody steps up. "BE QUIET!"
Melody looks like Erza, and everyone quiets down. "Why don't we all just leave, and fangirl, and look at each other's opinions peacefully, like NORMAL OTAKUS!"
"But we aren't normal."
"WELL I TRY TO BE!"
Everyone is quiet. Gray apologizes to Juvia, but when she sees him go out on his job with Lucy and the gang, she floods all of the fangirls out of Fiore and Earthland all together, where they peacefully land in their own homes.
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Yay! Now I can have a peaceful afternoon with no interuptions.
Mavis: HEYY!
Me: How did you get here?
Mavis: Duh. It is a thing called being in an astral body!
Me: Right.
Mavis: So, want to do something?
Me: I'm too busy eating cake.
Mavis: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?
Me: It is a thing called being a Melody.
Mavis: You've got me there...
Laki: Go and comment, vote and stuff. I just really want Mavis to come and stop Juvia from blowing up Fairy Hills again. She got my dolls all wet last time..
Me: You heard the Laki!
Mavis: Fine..
-Melody
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