Tabasco Sauce and Elsa

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Hello!! Today we're goi-

Gray: YOU STUPID HOTHEAD!! STOP CHARGING IN!!

Natsu: STOP WAITING AROUND PERVERT!!

Gray: FLAME BRAIN!!

Natsu: POPSICLE!!

Gray: CAKE THIEF!!

Natsu: ELSA!!!

Gray: OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!

Me: OH YES SHE DID!!

Natsu: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SHE, ICE PRINCESS ELSA?!

Gray: I DON'T KNOW!  MAYBE YOU'D BE TO TELL IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS SLEEPING!!

Natsu: GET OVER HERE!!

Gray: NO, YOU GET OVER HERE!!

Me: I'm pretty sure I don't even need an intro anymore...

Mavis: YAY!!!

-Melody

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«Tabasco Sauce» GRAY!!!

What do you want, flame pants? «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» YOU STOLE MY MEAT AGAIN!!

Would you stop blaming it on me?  What about that time when you blamed all of Erza's cakes in her cake stash being eaten on me?!  SHE BOUGHT IT TOO, YOU STUPID HOTHEAD!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» Pfft.  It is SO like Ice Princess to write an angry paragraph, and yet make no sense at the same time.

IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» Oh no!! Gray-sama snapped!  Hahaha!!

DON'T DO THAT WEIRD THING JUVIA DOES!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» Fine, fine Elsa.

STOP THAT YOU STUPID DRAGNEEL!!  YOUR PINKIE BREATH SMELLS!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» IT IS SALMON!!! 

PINK!  «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» IT IS SALMON, JACK FROST!!

I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO THE HECK THAT IS!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE PINKIE, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT??

AS IF FLAME BRAIN!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» I'M GONNA GET ERZA TO COME AFTER YOU, ICE PRINCESS!!

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!! THIS IS OUR FIGHT!! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» IT BECAME HER FIGHT AFTER YOU STOLE HER CAKE!

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STOLE IT! «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» NO I DIDN'T!!

Yeah.. you did.. «Elsa»

«Tabasco Sauce» I did?

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Yes, Natsu, you did...

You did eat the cake...  It was pretty obvious.

I don't even have anything to say...

Lucy: Natsu is such an idiot I don't even have anything..

Wendy: Natsu-san is nice!

Me: You always have something nice to say, don't you Wendy.

Carla: That is only because she is a very well mannered small girl.

Wendy: Did you just call me small? *cries inside*

Me: Haha!!

Levy: Hey!  At least some stupid metal head doesn't call you a shrimp everyday!!

Lucy: That is just because he likes you~

Levy: DOES NOT!

Carla: Before these two start being to obnoxious, I'm just going to end thi-

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-Melody

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