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I wonder if Eve took Ichija's advice....

Erza: *shudders* I sure hope not.

Mira: Wellll, I don't know, did he Author??  I mean, after all...  You would know, wouldn't you?

Me: Whoah, Mira are you okay?

Mira: ..I'm fine. I'm totally and completely fine.  Why wouldn't I be?

Me: No you're not.

Erza: *still traumatized* Poor Jellal...

Mira: I'm just mad because Juvia didn't stalk Gray today.

Me: Wait, and you're mad about that??  That Juvia is being NORMAL for once.

Mira: BUT THAT ISN'T JUVIA NORMAL!!!!

Me: Yeah, but Gray doesn't exactly like it when she does that.

Mira: But Juvia being Juvia is the very essence of Gruvia!!!

Me: I guess you aren't wrong..  But this is about Wendy and Eve not Gruvia.

Mira: Urghhhh, I don't ship them!!!!  Stupid day.

Me: Caaaalllmmm yourself.

Mira: No.

Me: Excuse me?

Mira: I don't want to calm myself, okay!!  Juvia stalking Gray hasn't happened, and now this.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO "BE CALM"?????

Me: Just...  Be happy?

Mira: That's not how it workkksss....

Me: Does for me.

Mira: You have more issues than Erza has PTSD because of Ichiya.

Erza: *rocking back and forth* Ban the speedos...  Ban them..

Me: Umm. I'm normal.

Mira: As normal as a demon..  Oh, wait, I'm a demon.

Me: How could you forget??

Mira: Dunno.  But I'm still really annoyed.

Me: Well I have to do this chapter so just sit through it and don't freak!!

Mira: Grr...  Fine.

Erza: ..help me.

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<Wendy> Eve, why in the world would you and Romeo fight each other??  I thought you were friends! :'(

What?  It was all in good fun, plus we were just chatting about stuff, it's fine.  <Eve>

<Wendy> Eve. .  He's in the infirmary.

Look, I'm sorry Wendy, I didn't mean to hurt him.  I just wanted you to like me.  <Eve>

<Wendy> By hurting one of my favorite people???  How would that make me like you.  Plus, we're already great friends.  Why would you think that?

All you ever do is hang out with Romeo...  It's never me, Wendy.  Why is it never me? <Eve>

<Wendy> :'( I didn't mean to be a meanie...  I'm sorry.  But you still shouldn't have beat up Romeo!  He didn't do anything.

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