Sea Goats Are Yummy

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Elise: Wth is this title?!

Me: Umm...  Yeah I named it that.

Lucy: Is it what I think it is?

Me: Yeah.  It is.

Elise: You should be ashamed...

Me: Lol not really.  It's Natsu after all...

Lucy: Wait.  Natsu..  Called Capricorn a yummy sea goat?

Me: Yeah.

Elise: I swear he should be diagnosed as a retard..

Me: Well that's mean but.. I won't object.

Lucy: You guys really have no faith in him??!

Me: Not really.

Elise: Yeah, definite no.

Lucy: So..  I'm weird?

Me: Yes, yes you are Lucy.

Elise: Definitely weird.

Lucy: So, what's with all the food lately.

Elise: Yeah..  I've been wondering that too.

Me: All I've been thinking about is food recently.

Lucy: Did you go on a diet?!

Elise: lol you stop eating or something

Me: ..No, I didn't do either.  I'm just hungry all the time.

Lucy: Are you sure you're okay?

Elise: Damn I thought I would get to take over if something happened....

Me: Hah, no.

Lucy: Why don't you just start your own?

Elise: Geez, you are a dumb blonde...  Think about this.  I DON'T EXIST! 

Lucy: ?

Me: It's okay, Elise, it's okay. 

Elise: She's so..  Dumb!!

Me: It'll be fine...

Lucy: I'm so confused.. 

Elise: Can we just go to the chapter already?!

Me: mmkay

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<Natsu> Hello!!

Yes, hello, Mr. Dragneel.  <Sir Sea Goat>

<Natsu> Ooh, who's that??

That.. Would be you.  You are Natsu Dragneel, yes? <Sir Sea Goat>

<Natsu> Yeah, but I don't know who this Mr. Dragneel is.  He my cousin or sometin?

No, he is not your cousin...  You are Mr. Dragneel.  <Sir Sea Goat>

<Natsu> This sounds kinda strange..  But aren't you technically a sea goat?

As technically my sign is a goat with a tail..  Yes.  Yes I am.  <Sir Sea Goat>

<Natsu> Now that I think about it, doesn't that sound like it would taste good?

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