Good mooorning!!! (Like, moo. The sound.)
Anyways, I just wanted to make some cow puns... It wasn't punderful at all... Ohay, ohay, I'll stop it. After all, it might not even be moorning for you.
For all I know, it's pasture bed time. (Heh heh)
Wendy: Maybe my cattle like these puns.
Carla: No. I don't. Just stop.
They're dairy fun though!!!
Carla: No.
Wendy: They're mooverlous!!!
Carla: Melody, what did you do to my precious Wendy??? WENDY WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!
Me: This argument is more moonotonous than Moonopoly.
Carla: These puns are horrible.
Erza: I agree. They're udder nonsense.
Wendy: The only thing that'll calm our herd of puns would be a bullhorn.
Me: Wow. That's barnloads better than my puns.
*Natsu walks in*
Natsu: Got milk?
*Erza throws Natsu past the horizon and he vanishes like Team Rocket*
Me: Okay.. Yeah, we're done with the puns..
Wendy: Agreed.
Erza: Gray ruined everything.
Wendy: He wasn't here.
Carla: It was Natsu...
Me: Well, this got grassy. Bye.
-Melody
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«Elfman» Hey, Taurus, I heard that you're not a wimp!!
MOO!! What do you mean by that?!?! «Taurus»
«Elfman» Well, you were scared by my sweat earlier!!
I have no clue what you're talking about, mooster Elfman. «Taurus»
«Elfman» Hey, if you want to prove yourself, how about some MANLY bowling at Magnolia Bowling Alley after this man gets ready for our competition!!
Moo.. I suppose.. After all, I'm going to kick your butt!! «Taurus»
«Elfman» I got the whole place reserved. You ready to go down?!?!?
Moo!! THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA GET KICKED IS YOUR UDDERS!!! «Taurus»
«Elfman» DID YOU JUST CALL THIS MAN A WOMAN?!?
MOO!! Wait... did I?? «Taurus»
MOO CARES!! LET'S GET THIS FIGHT OVER WITH, YOU OVERGROWN BABY!! «Taurus»
«Elfman» I AM SO GONNA GET MORE PUNCHES IN THAN YOU!!
MOOO!! I'M GONNA DROP KICK YOU MORE TIMES THAN YOU'RE TINY BRAIN CAN COUNT!! «Taurus»
«Elfman» SO THAT'S HOW THIS MANLY SHOWDOWN IS GONNA HAPPEN?!??!
«Elfman» YOU'RE JUST A FAT HEIFER WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!!
*gasp* YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT ME LIKE THAT!! YOU ARE THE PERPETUAL LAST PLACE PLAYER IN CARDS!! «Taurus»
IN GO FISH, NO LESS!!! «Taurus»
«Elfman» OHH, YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!! I AM SO GOOD AT GO FISH!! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY CHAMPIONSHIP!!
YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE USED GOOGLE EARTH TO TAKE A SELFIE!!! «Taurus»
«Elfman» YOUR MOMMA SO TINY SHE USED A DORITO AS A HANDGLIDER!!
«Lucy» Umm, what happened to the bowling..??
«Lisanna» Dunno..
«Elfman» Wait, gtg. My pizza rolls are done. Bye.
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So true, so true. That is a man after my heart.. Pizza rolls are way more important than your reputation.
Duh.
Lucy: I just want to know what happened to bowling..
Lisanna: Same..
Me: Does it really matter though??
Me: I mean, he just was mad because his microwave was taking forever to heat up his pizza rolls.
Lisanna: That doesn't really make much sense, but it sounds like Elf-niichan..
Lucy: Same with Taurus..
Me: Lucy, you were really thinking Natsu, weren't you??
Lucy: N-no...
Lisanna: Umm, what about Natsu??
Me: Nothing.. I'm not even getting into this Nali vs. Nalu mess..
Lucy: Say what now?
Lisanna: Umm, huh? What's that?
Me: Nothing... I'm just gonna leave now.. *sigh*
Toby: NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLES, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! GO VOTE, COMMENT, AND FOLLOW!!! DON'T EAT EM, YOU HEAR???!?!?!
Eyebrows Guy: Don't get mad.
()Huehuehue, "Eyebrows Guy"... That is now your permanent name..()
Have a great day!!
-Melody
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
FanfictionAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
