Roses May Be Pink

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Heeyyoo!!!

Rawr, it's Melody, who is back to doing this weird intro.

Lolz.

Mavis: J-- *achoo* Juice Queen, Mavis he-e- *achoo*!

Mira: Shipping Queen, Mira here! First Master, are you okay?

Mavis: I got sickk~

Me: You still look cute though.

Mavis: *achoo*

Laxus: Why am I here?

Me: Magic.

Me: The Thunder Butt, Laxus here!!

Mira: Why are you insulting him? It isn't very nice, you know. *thoughts* More like, why did she use my insult!! Dumb thunder butt and dumb Melody!!

Me: Yes, Mom.

Gajeel: I'm not even going to be mentioned??

Me: A Hunk of Metal, Gajeel here!!

Laxus: Why am I the only one being insulted???

Me: Duh. Cuz Miraxus hasn't happened yet.

Mira: Oh, right!! *whispers* The shipppss!!

Natsu: Can I play Tree G??

Me: *pushes him outside* No!! We are not playing Romeo and Juliet!!!

Mira: *eyes light up* K-on!

Me: *runs to Mira* YAAASS!!!

Gajeel: What is up with them??

Laxus: Apparently, that is the first anime Melody watched. Mira just loves the anime. Though, you probably don't know what that is.

Gajeel: I don't know, and I don't care.

Me: *turns towards the invisible readers* This one is Nalu!!!!

Mira: *squishes Melody's cheeks and does the same* READ ITT!!!!!

Have a great day!

-Melody

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«Lucy» Hey, Natsu, where did all of my money go?

I don't know. Probably down the drain. «Natsu»

«Lucy» I really want to think that you meant it to be an expression, but for some reason I don't think it was..

What do you mean? «Natsu»

«Lucy» I don't even care anymore. What are you doing?

Eating food. «Natsu»

«Lucy» Whose food may I ask??

Umm, mine, duh. «Natsu»

«Lucy» Very convincing, Natsu...

Yeah. Duh, of course it is. «Natsu»

It has to be convincing. Why else would I go out of the way to steal your food when I could steal Popsicle's. Of course I would have some lines. «Natsu»

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