A Fluffball and A Puff of Wind

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Heya!!  I don't know about you guys, but I have school again... :(

Levy: What is with the sad face?  I would love school!

Me: Well, I am in Jr.  High now, and all the hallways in the high school look the same.  I am so lost.

Lucy: I know what you mean!

Me: No, you don't.  None of you have ever gone to school before.  It is a labyrinth filled with dumb classes and annoying people.  I mean, do I really need to know the birth date of some dead guy from the 1800's to survive in life??

Natsu: What is the 1800's?? 

Gray: Idiot.  She means the 1800th century.

Natsu: Is Melody from the future??  The year is like.. 765!!

Gray: That is before you were born, you stupid pinkie.

Lucy: Anyways, Melody, I get you.  I had all of these maids that wouldn't let me dress the way I wanted, and I had this schedule I had to stick to, and I always got lost in my own house!  Spetto always kept a map in every room, so I found where I was supposed to be eventually.

Me: No, I am NOT from the future... I think.  Umm, and Natsu, Gray is right.  Lucy, I totally feel you girl.  Levy, why did you stop talking??

Levy: I got bored, so I started reading a book.

Me: Eww, books.  I love them just about as much as there are actual fans of Boku No Pico.  That is practically zero.  I am not counting perverted psychos in that count either.

Lucy: I have no clue what that is, but I am guessing you hate books.

Me: The only "books" I own is the manga for a certain anime that I may or may not be talking to the characters of.

Natsu: I'm hungry.

Mavis: Can we get juice??

Me: I don't know how or when you got here, and I don't really care.  Go take everyone for some juice.  I want a Coke anyways.

Lucy: Who is paying??

Levy: Everyone for themselves?

Me: Umm...  How about not??  I don't have anymore money because I blew it all on Coke and school outfits.  #BrokeBecauseofCoke

Mavis: I will cover you if you let me have a sip of your Coke!!

Me: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!

Lucy: Calm down, I will.  I have some extra since we made Natsu cover all of the damages he caused during our last job.

Natsu: Now I'm broke.....

Me: How?  You don't even pay rent..

Natsu: Neither do you!!

Me: That is a different story!! I live with my parents!!

Natsu: I don't even have parents!!

Me: You have Igneel!!

Natsu: He isn't my parents!!  He can't own a house, much less fit in it!!

Me: You have got me there.

Lucy: Anyways, lets go get something to drink!!

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