An Emo Older Brother and Pinkie Pie's #1 Fan

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Rawr, it's Melody here!

<3

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Yayayay!

Juvia: What is wrong with Love Rival #2?

Me: EVERYTHING!!!

Natsu: I don't really care.

Juvia: Then why is Natsu here?

Natsu: Cuz Gray isn't in the guild to fight. Duh.

Me: Pfft. Gray totally beats you to the floor every time you dumb, pink fire butt!!

Natsu: I am not!! It is salmon!!

Me: Mr. Fat Explosion!!

Natsu: At least I don't get motion sickness like you!!

Me: Actually you do!! Have you even watched every episode of Fairy Tail like over 20 times over?!

Natsu: No?

Me: Well I have, so shut your butt up, fart face!!

Juvia: Should Juvia say something?

Me: You just did!!

Natsu: The 80's wants it's hairstyle back!!

Me: The 1800's wants it's joke back!!

Natsu: Hmph.

Me: Rawr!!!

Erza: Okay, I could've sworn I heard fighting but I must've imagined it since Gray isn't here.

Me: RAWR!!

Erza: *slaps Natsu over the head* Shush!!

Natsu: But Melody did it..

Melody: Haha!!

Erza: We need to start the chapter.

Juvia: Juvia is so lost.

Natsu: Huh?

Me: We need to start the chapter, deaf head!! Start. The. Cha-p-ter!!

-Melody

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«Rogue» OMG, did you see the last episode?! My waifu is amazing!!

Of what? «Zeref»

«Rogue» Duh, MLP!! Geez, Kagura, are you going deaf?

Kagura? «Zeref»

«Rogue» Seriously, what is wrong??

I am not Kagura. «Zeref»

Who is this? «Zeref»

«Rogue» Err... A random MLP fan?

You just don't want your secrets leaked. «Zeref»

«Rogue» Maybe?

This is awkward.. «Zeref»

Hey, you want to help me destroy Fiore? «Zeref»

«Rogue» No thanks.

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