Good evening, ladies and gents!! Today, it is I, Princess Melodinay!!! I will kick yo butt in tennis!! I am totally not just making an obscure reference to Salimandinay from Cross Ange. For those of you who have no clue what Cross Ange is, Salimandinay is a pretty weird name, huh??
Basically, she is a princess? Also, she is a DRAGON, but I never got that bit. Well, I did, but I like to sound dumb.
Self: This is Fairy Tail Texts, not just you ranting about Cross Ange and all the other animes you like...
Oh, shut up, Me!! (I'm so confuzzled right now)
Self: Anyways, this is Miraxus..
Yay!!! I LOVE MIRAXUS SO MUCH!!! But... I said I wouldn't hate on people, so I can't even say on a rate from 1 - 10 how much I'd want to rip people who disagrees heads off.
Self: Well, not that cruel.
True, true. Although I would sit the person down for a 5 hour brainwashing session until they agreed that Miraxus is the best. Also that Freed is going to be forever alone and Lisanna should be with Bixlow because they both ship Elfgreen.
Self: Okay, yeah, we would totally do that.
*nods* Oh, and by the way, if anyone hated on Fairy Tail, if I had a gun with two bullets, and there were three people in the room... One would be Acnologia, the second would be Zeref, and the third would be a Fairy Tail hater. I would shoot the hater twice and then stab them with some random katana I found on the ground.
Self: Plus, I mean Zeref is some cute guy who is meant to be with Mavis now, but with different names. Second, Acnologia is kind of dead. Even if they were alive as their selves, I could never hurt Zeref~pue!! (I just like Zeref, okay!! Don't judge)
Self: People are seriously going to stop reading this because of how weird you are.
You can't say anything!! You're me!
Self: Just be quiet and start the chapter!!
Okay, Mom.
Self: I'm you, not your mom.
Whatever!!
-Melody
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«Laxus» Hey, uh, Mira??
«Laxus» Mira??
«Laxus» You there??
«Laxus» Mirrraaaa??
«Laxus» Mira the Llama??
SHUT UP LAXUS!!! «Mira»
I mean.... Umm, hi? «Mira»
«Laxus» I need help.
With what? You have texted me like, a billion times today. «Mira»
«Laxus» Ever and Bixlow keep annoying me... They keep saying we are a couple!
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE IT CUZ YOU KEEP TEXTING ME!!!! «Mira»
Sorry. «Mira»
«Laxus» Mira, you sound more salty than the place Natsu and Lucy first met.
NALU!!! <3 <3 «Mira»
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FanfictionAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
