Hello!! Look, I don't like using Japanese words (that make me sound like a weeb) and I am not hating on anyone, but for this I have to. You guys all remember that Virgo calls Loke Onii-chan.. It pains me to write that on Wattpad. I know, I have done that stuff when I did ones with Lisanna, Juvia, and that one thing with Wendy. Look, I'm just going to come straight out with it. If you want to take it as offensive, be my guest, but that isn't what I'm trying to do. People who use Japanese words randomly in a sentence makes my brain hurt. Honestly, you should decide whether you want to speak English, or go learn Japanese and not just put random words in Romanji. Thank you, and hope you have a great day!! *fistbumps*
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Heya!! It is Melody here, and welcome back to another chapter on Wattpad!!
Me: Wait a second.. This isn't YouTube...
Wendy: What is YouTube??
Me: Don't worry your pretty little innocent head over it!! As long as you can't see over that wall, you're a little muffin cake!! <3
Random Romanji Person: Konnichiwa, minna!!
Random Romanji Person: Are you genki today?? Cuz watashi wa genki~desu!!
Melody chucks Random Romanji Person off a cliff, far, far away from Wendy's innocent muffin cake face. Melody hopes that she never sees Random Romanji Person on her Wattpad stories AGAIN. EVER.
Me: So what was I saying??
Wendy: You were talking about a wall??
Me: Right. Only Mustache Man, Natsu, Mira, and Max can see over that wall... Don't look over it, because you'll never be able to go back..
Natsu: Nah, I just break through walls.
Lucy: Where do you even get that from??
Natsu: Gildarts.
Cana: I should've guessed my old pops would have spurred that..
Natsu: Gildarts puts boot spurs on walls?? COOL!
Lucy: NATSU! Stop asking Bisca for boot spurs!!
Me: I don't think Natsu would have a chance at living if it weren't for magic...
Cana and Lucy: Same..
Wendy: I think Natsu-san is very intelligent!
Me: I wish.
Lucy: One time he threw his lacrima communications device at my window to get my attention...
Cana: One time when Natsu was little, someone told him that he could fly if he believed hard enough... That lead to him jumping off the guild's roof and breaking some ribs.
Natsu: HEY! I AM NOT THAT DUMB!!
Lucy: Or that one time you drank Natsu under the table...
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
ФанфикшнAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
