Hello, everyone! As always, I am here being weird!
Lucy: You weren't here last time. You were sleeping.
Levy: Now, what did you do after you got home, Lu-chan?
Lucy: Umm..
Levy: You took a nap, you big hypocrite.
Lucy: Hey!
Levy: I love you, but it is true.
Lucy: Oh, yeah, Melody?
Me: *pauses anime angrily* WHAT??
Lucy: Why are you so mad?
Natsu: Looks like someone is on their period.
Lucy: STOP BEING INSENSITIVE!!
Me: I AM NOT!! Also, what was so important you had to interrupt me rewatching Yona of the Dawn?!
Lucy: I wanted to ask-
Natsu: -why you are flat chested.
Lucy: NO!! I wanted to ask-
Levy: -why you hate books.
Lucy: BE QUIET!! I wanted to ask-
Happy: -why you don't let Happy have fish all the time.
Lucy: You know what, I give up!! I will try asking again after all these morons are gone!
Levy: Me too, Lu-chan?
Lucy: NO!! You are the one exception!!
Aquarius: Did you just call me a moron?!
Lucy: EEP!!
Me: Gotta go! In the meantime, enjoy some weird conversation between Gray and Cancer.
-Melody
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«Gray» Hey, Cancer.
Ebi! «Cancer»
A/N This sounds better because Levy's nickname is shrimp, so saying 'ebi' sounds better. Please don't kill me!!
«Gray» We were planning on going to this ball, but I need dance lessons.
Why ask me, ebi? «Cancer»
«Gray» Umm, because of the whole Eclipse thing.
I don't know what you are talking about, ebi. «Cancer»
What did happen? «Ebi»
«Gray» N-nothing..
«Gray» No one was actually watching it, right??
I have no clue what you are talking about, ebi. «Cancer»
«Gray» I will just be going them..
Ebi? «Cancer»
«Gray» Why do you keep saying shrimp?? You are a crab.
Ebi. «Cancer»
«Gray» What the?
«Gray» Maybe I should just ask Lucy.
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Fairy Tail Texts! ^~^
FanfictionAs you can see in the title, this is Fairy Tail characters texting one another. It may not seem much at first, but it'll get better, or worse.. Honestly I couldn't tell you. Anyways, I hope you enjoy ^^ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fai...
